All the weather forecasters here are broken

[LVSteve]

Something really weird is going on. Last night and this morning the weather forecasters in this town started speaking gibberish. When discussing the high temperatures for the next couple of days they kept saying something about 'The Nine Teas'. Huh?

Couldn't fathom what they were bleating about, so I waited for the graphics that they usually put up to show the temperatures. Seems the madness had spread to their computer systems, as the graphics kept showing temperatures that began with a '9' and only had two digits. That can't be right, can it? Anyone else had their weather folks go nuts?
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FYI, from 20 June until 22 August our daily highs were 104°F or higher. It was only this week we had a morning temperature under 80°F.

 

[Rustyt1953]

I get all my weather info from Ollie Williams.

 

[375hh1973]

I get all my weather info from Ollie Williams.

Im sad that Dianne got killed off

 

[TX-Dennis]

Apparently we'll be getting some tea starting Sunday. Will be a nice change from the last week of 103-105.

 

[30-30remchester]

Our weather men are 80% accurate, 20% of the time.

 

[kaaskop49]

LVSteve, I'm still wondering what happened to our monsoon season. No rain that I can recall and we usually get at least one good dousing in August.

Kaaskop49
Shield #5103

 

[Lonegle57]

My weather rock was actually cool yesterday morning and only got warm by the afternoon. It was a nice change from the normal 80 degree morning and 95 plus afternoon. The air was also low enough on humidity you could breathe it.

 

[Chuck24]

Our weather forecasters have been on vacation since June when they put on the tape that says “hot, humid, chance of afternoon thunderstorms “. They should be back in September for hurricane season.

 

[Skeet 028]

The weather has been HOT but it is summer...We got rain 3 days ago...I thought that was good even though much ran off...Last two days I thunk we were gonna need gills to breathe the humidity was so high...it was all the way up to 40%...usually about 3 or 4%. So much water in the air I couldn't see the mountain 18 miles away......but that coulda been some smoke too. Only 99 yesterday

 

[Hair Trigger]

I can stick my head out the window and get a better forecast than our local TV weather guessers, but I watch one in particular anyway. Let's just say her topography is worth a hike.

 

[soFlaNative]

It's either hot or damn hot, raining or fixing to.

 

[LVSteve]

I can stick my head out the window and get a better forecast than our local TV weather guessers, but I watch one in particular anyway. Let's just say her topography is worth a hike.

From that I think you would appreciate the weather forecasts in most Mexican cities.

 

[Greyman50]

One of the few professions that get paid for being Wrong….

 

[Dave_n]

Steve:

Simple, use Centigrade. If it reaches 90+ you are close to being "parboiled!" Dave_n

 

[Walkin Horse]

From that I think you would appreciate the weather forecasts in most Mexican cities.

Is that forecast chili today and hot tamale?

 

[Golddollar]

My recently departed uncle used to tell me about having to shovel a foot of "partly cloudy."

 

[SMSgt]

Florida weather reporters are already giving the panic cry for hurricanes in 2050. I'm worried about next month.

 

[Hair Trigger]

From that I think you would appreciate the weather forecasts in most Mexican cities.

Let's just say I might need oxygen climbing the mountains.

 

[LVSteve]

My recently departed uncle used to tell me about having to shovel a foot of "partly cloudy."

Reminds me of the day I got stuck in Denver because of a 20% chance of snow.

 

[Doug M.]

The weather here has been strangely cool, more like late September, for the past week or so. Usually it is well into the 90s, but it has been in the low 50s and night and mid-70s during the day. Last night it was cool enough that my wife got up and closed a window.