ANOTHER DAY ON THE PLAINS

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EDIT: GUYS, THIS WASN'T A BAD DAY. JUST STUFF I DO.
the wind was really howling, so i decided to stay indoors n get the place cleaned up.
stripped the bed, vacuumed the floor n went to do dishes.
just a trickle of water came from the tap, so i knew there was a problem.
went to the front door n saw that waves big enow to sink a battleship were forming on the stock tank , crashing against the side n spilling over.
that's where my water was going. the float needed to be adjusted.
i got in the truck to drive the 100 yards because the wind was nasty.when i got there i saw someone had messed with it n the float adjustment was close to te center of the tank, but i thot i could reach it.
as my fingers were about to grab it i was reminded that one has to allow for what the weather is gonna do around here.
see, if you have 30mph winds sustained, you are gonna get gusts of 50 or 60mph every once in a while, especially when you are leaning for over a stock tank.,so,
glug, glug, glug.
yow! a dip in a tank in summer isn't bad but when the water is barely above freezing, it wakes you right up, causing screaming n very fast movement.
i was congratulating myself for having brot the truck which was warm inside when i saw it needed a tune up. it was all blurry.
oh...
. glasses.
trudging back i found a stick thinking i could get the glasses cose to the side, but, of course not. i could see an earpiece sticking up from the muck, dead center of the tank.
as i got back in i was cussing in 3 languages n when i ran out of cuss words i made new ones up.
as i dragged myself back i was thinking a rattler might have come for a drink n i had no gun.
no problem tho, the mood i was in. if a snake gave me any sass at all, the monster from under the sea would have lept upon him n tore him into pieces using nothing but her fangs n claws.
back at the house, there wasn't enow water for a shower but i was able to rinse all the ick off.
see, walking around wet in a sand storm changes the water into mud.
if i dried naturally i'd have turned into a clay statue.
probably fech a good price on ebay but not my first choice of careers,
also, 50% of everything in a stock tank is cow slobber. i get enow of that without bathing in it.
after i got clothes on i realized a real cowgirl would finish a job she started.
i also realized that when i was in the water i could have spent a half second turning the stupid valve n fixing it.
when you are playing frogman n watching icebergs float past your nose this isn't the first thing that comes to mind, so i didn't.
so, i hopped back in the truck [yow! wet seat} n roared back to the tank, but i stopped 20 yards short, walked to the electric pole n just killed the power to the well.
came back in, stripped n crawled under my comforter where i had cocoa waiting.
if i'm lucky, some real cow girl will come along n fix the thing.
me, i'm gonna stay on this couch til summer.
 
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the wind was really howling, so i decided to stay indoors n get the place cleaned up.
stripped the bed, vacuumed the floor n went to do dishes.
just a trickle of water came from the tap, so i knew there was a problem.
went to the front door n saw that waves big enow to sink a battleship were forming on the stock tank , crashing against the side n spilling over.
that's where my water was going. the float needed to be adjusted.
i got in the truck to drive the 100 yards because the wind was nasty.when i got there i saw someone had messed with it n the float adjustment was close to te center of the tank, but i thot i could reach it.
as my fingers were about to grab it i was reminded that one has to allow for what the weather is gonna do around here.
see, if you have 30mph winds sustained, you are gonna get gusts of 50 or 60mph every once in a while, especially when you are leaning for over a stock tank.,so,
glug, glug, glug.
yow! a dip in a tank in summer isn't bad but when the water is barely above freezing, it wakes you right up, causing screaming n very fast movement.
i was congratulating myself for having brot the truck which was warm inside when i saw it needed a tune up. it was all blurry.
oh...
. glasses.
trudging back i found a stick thinking i could get the glasses cose to the side, but, of course not. i could see an earpiece sticking up from the muck, dead center of the tank.
as i got back in i was cussing in 3 languages n when i ran out of cuss words i made new ones up.
as i dragged myself back i was thinking a rattler might have come for a drink n i had no gun.
no problem tho, the mood i was in. if a snake gave me any sass at all, the monster from under the sea would have lept upon him n tore him into pieces using nothing but her fangs n claws.
back at the house, there wasn't enow water for a shower but i was able to rinse all the ick off.
see, walking around wet in a sand storm changes the water into mud.
if i dried naturally i'd have turned into a clay statue.
probably fech a good price on ebay but not my first choice of careers,
also, 50% of everything in a stock tank is cow slobber. i get enow of that without bathing in it.
after i got clothes on i realized a real cowgirl would finish a job she started.
i also realized that when i was in the water i could have spent a half second turning the stupid valve n fixing it.
when you are playing frogman n watching icebergs float past your nose this isn't the first thing that comes to mind, so i didn't.
so, i hopped back in the truck [yow! wet seat} n roared back to the tank, but i stopped 20 yards short, walked to the electric pole n just killed the power to the well.
came back in, stripped n crawled under my comforter where i had cocoa waiting.
if i'm lucky, some real cow girl will come along n fix the thing.
me, i'm gonna stay on this couch til summer.

Welcome to South Texas--OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
 
There is one immutable fact of farm and ranch life; NOTHING is ever easy. Everything is a struggle. Everything is a fight. But you are rewarded with low-pay/no-pay, freezing in the winter, burning up in the summer, and working in manure and with animals that would just as soon trample, kick or gore you as look at you. The simplest thing as running water is an Odysseusian adventure.

But I do like the sunrises and sunsets but am generally too exhausted to notice.
 
...stock tank?...I thought those were country swimmin' pools...

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I learned the advantage of a set of Croakies [eyeglass straps] years ago when I repaired a leaking water line from a spring that had no shut off. By the time i got the clamps tight I was diving down the 4 feet of water to tighten the dresser by feel. The good news is the sun comes out again tomorrow.
 
I can tell you one thing, Susie has walked the walk and she kin talk the talk.

I could see her huntin' her glasses in that cow slobber tank plain as can be.

I've done a lot of wallerin' around in moss filled stock tanks just like the one in the picture above, and it warn't by choice.

There's a whole lot about living on the plains that ain't glorious.
 
Hey, Susie! Don't you just love it?? I have threatened my wife at least a bizillion times that we're moving out of the country and into town. She just quietly laughs and calms me down, knowing full well that I'd probably suffer a heart attack from stress within the first year of moving into town.

As a result, I refer to days like you just had as "good journal entries." I'm sure, however, that when I'm dead and gone, my grandkids, if they ever read my journals, will have a tough time believing half the stuff that happens around an old homestead.

Today was a great day. The worst thing that happened to me was that our big Welsummer rooster, who happens to be meaner than a junkyard dog, decided to attack me. Now if you've never been attacked by a big, mean rooster, you're missing out on one of the more exciting parts of life. They come flying at you, claws and spurs pawing the air ready to scratch the dickens out of you, and with their beak trying to peck you to pieces. This ol' boy has drawn blood from me more than once.

This time, I caught him in midair with a kick that made me realize that I could've made a pretty good living as a field goal kicker for some NFL team. Didn't seem to phase him much, though. He just fluffed up his feathers, realized that discretion was the better part of valor, and decide to call a truce. Like I said, putting everything else into perspective, this has been a pretty good day.

On the bright side, though, living in the country, away from the metropolitan "pressure cooker," seems to keep one's blood pressure relatively low.:)
 
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Well I WAS thinking bad thoughts today.. I was cuttin russian olives around one of the headgates for the irrigation canal today. Then digging all that dirt out of the way. The one consolation was there ain't any water in the irrigation canals yet..so I wasn't gettin wet...and it's still too early for the rattlesnakes to be out and about. But those russian olives are almost as bad as the snakes. I have another headgate I have to fix and it has plenty of those nasty trees there too. But the ole blood pressure ain't a problem for me..after I got moved out here to Wyoming my B/P went down so far I had to get me a pacemaker put in to keep my pulse and B/P up high 'nuff to be able to stand up!! Country living is the way to live
 
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