Any goat experts here?

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Looked out my kitchen window this morning and I see a goat in the yard behind me. I have a five foot chain link fence around my property and I am wondering if that will keep it out of my yard.
I know that they are pretty agile and do a lot of jumping and climbing but the one thing hopefully in my favor there is nothing for it to climb on close to the fence.
 
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5' should keep it in, or out in your case. I believe the question I would be asking though, is it legal to keep a goat in your back yard in Del City? If I had a small farm, I would probably have a few goats, but not in my back yard in town.


Cabrito, anyone? :D
 
No expert but I'd love to have some. Like guinea fowl they are good watch animals. They can pretty much get over most anything given enough time.
Years ago I took my Wife and Son to a zoo and we went to the 'petting' zoo thing. While we were in there I spotted some feighnting goats. I thought everyone in the world new what they were, so I said, loud enough for others to hear "Watch this" and threw my arms up and yelled while stepping quick at the goats. They did what feighting goats do best, they feighnted. Well...turns out many people don't know what a feighnting goat is or does and boy did I catch a rash of 'you know what' from not only my wife but all kinds of people watching. It was really embarrasing, I was trying to explain that I didn't kill the goats and they would get back up. We were asked to leave.
So much for the Zoo.
RD
 
In Texas the saying goes, "If you can throw a bucket of water through a fence, a goat can get through it too" Really a 5 ft fence should slow them down.
 
:) Your chain link fence should keep the goats in or out depending on what you want. When I lived on the farm I had 40 to 50 goats and kept them in with field fence and on one side I had electric fence. Don
 
Just keep a can or orange spray paint around to mark the goats that kick.
 
All I know for a fact is these three facts about them:


  • A goat can get out of any enclosure.
  • They also love to stand on new cars.
  • They also are easy to kill with #1 buckshot from a 16ga.
Just don't shoot them while on the roof of the car- the blood may eat the paint.
 
We have a 4 foot fence around part of the pasture...that keeps the goats in...never had an escape...yet...they do come inside to watch the weather channel and animal planet...
 
Any goat experts here? I'm not one and hope never to be one, but my sister's got some. They are a royal pain in the neck, let me tell you. They can get out of any pen, no matter how high it is, and have some sort of GPS built in that directs them straight towards landscaping and gardens. In my worse (or better:D) moments I've scared them away from the house with my Remington 597...:D:D:D:D
 
I do know they are allergic to weeds but love to eat flowers and good plants, they think porches were made as their bathrooms, and old billy goats will pee on themselves and make anything they rub against stink to high Heaven!
Young ones well cooked, especially as by Latinos, are delicious!
Steve W.
 
Two elderly sisters live behind me and are real pet lovers. Didn't see the goat today. They may have it in the house. Just joking, I hope.
 
I had a crash course in goat about 5 years ago. The chain link fence will slow them down, but it's not goat proof. They can climb fences!

However, it won't do much damage if it does get into your yard - just eat all of your flowers, strip all the leaves off of your shrubs and ignore the grass and weeds.

I've had a goat in my house, intentionally. A kid with meningitis that I didn't know would survive the night.
 
I know they will eat just about anything. They can but don't all stink worse than pigs. Fencing is nothing more than more things to eat. They are like two to three year old children in that they are just smart enough to figure things out but not have a clue as to what is going to happen. I have seen one eat a Master Lock off a gate. I don't know if it ever came out or not. They are not very clean in that they will urinate and defecate on themselves, each other, where they eat, and where they stand. They like to see what happens if they bite you when you are looking right at them, when you aren't looking at them, in the same place twice or three times, in a new spot, etc. Hot wire will either amuse them or be shorted out by them. One acre of land is not enough area for one goat. It will convert that one acre into a wasteland of no life and full of stink. If you anger them they will bite, kick, or head butt you. If you surprise them they will bite, kick, or head butt you. If they feel like it for no reason they will bite, kick, or head butt you. If they are asleep laying down they will reach out and bite you while they are still asleep. I haven't seen one die from eating toxic plants that will kill horses and cattle. It just gives them the runs.

I am so glad I am not around them anymore. I have almost finally forget the stink. And they were about three miles away from where we lived.

Latinos or those that grew up around them are the only people that can cook them and they taste amazing. The rest of us make a chunk of meat that you keep thinking needs some kind of seasoning to taste right.
 
The goat in the picture is "Big Mama," one of nine that I bought a couple of months back. Their job is to handle the non-native invasive kudzu and privet our place has, not to mention the briars and weeds. They are doing a fair job, but the progress is hard to see because everything was flushed and growing profusely when they got here.

Anyhow, about an hour ago, I heard some really pitiful crying going on in the goat pasture. I went to investigate. Big Mama had somehow pulled down a stout cord I had used to tie a tarp up for a temporary shelter. She had it wrapped three times around her neck. It was getting tighter and tighter each time she struggled against it. I believe she would have strangled herself within an hour. As it was, I had to grab one of her horns to hold her head so I could cut the cord loose. Surprisingly, she didn't struggle all that much.
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Some of the brush, briars, etc they are supposed to be eating.
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I'm glad to see so many taking an interest in this vital issue of our time. I know you will be interested in the important work being done by the Childhood Goat Trauma Awareness Foundation.

The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation


That is too much Jim :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: are you a member :eek::D ?

I dont know any goat experts on the forum but I can think of quite a few "OLD Goats" whom are members.:D:D

Dan
 
I'm glad to see so many taking an interest in this vital issue of our time. I know you will be interested in the important work being done by the Childhood Goat Trauma Awareness Foundation.

The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation

Well well well.....don't hear from you in a month and then it's to chime in on a goat thread and procvide us with a link no less.......
You may not be a practicing lawyer, but you still have a JD :D You'll never escape that-it's a whole different way of thinking;)
Oh....and BTW thanks for the link.
 
I'm glad to see so many taking an interest in this vital issue of our time. I know you will be interested in the important work being done by the Childhood Goat Trauma Awareness Foundation.

The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation

Good laird.....Jim....this is a joke, right? I mean, surely...no one...goat trauma......you've got to be kidding....better rephrase that....you've got to be pulling our legs....NOBODY has goat trauma...........:D:D:D













































(THAT is hilarious!!!)
 
and I thought this was going to be about a Pontiac GTO, not an actual goat!
 
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