Anyone Here Own An Avocado Mattress?

[16thVACav]

The Avocado Green mattress was top rated by Consumer Reports earlier this year. Wondering if anyone here has one, and how you like it.

 

[billwill]

So does this mean the guacamole that drops off your chip is lost forever?

 

[16thVACav]

Yes - That was the only drawback noted by Consumer Reports.

 

[Stevens]

Color or flavor?
Steve W

 

[Old Arkansawyer]

What, avocados sleep?

 

[soFlaNative]

Sounds lumpy.

 

[Golddollar]

Sounds lumpy.

Especially with the corn chips.

 

[S42N8]

Sounds lumpy.

Some of us like the guacamole with pico de gallo. Mattresses? Thems gonna be some really big chips!

 

[LoboGunLeather]

Had BLT with avocado for dinner. I'll probably use the mattress later.

 

[labworm]

Just stick a couple of toothpicks in it so it sits in the water glass and doesn't get submerged.

You'll end up with a very nice plant in no time.

 

[kmyers]

I will stick to normal things like sleeping on a bed of nails like Uncle Fester. LOL. And I do resemble Uncle Fester.

 

[walkin jack]

Nope, Never heard of that. guess I miss my chance cause I just gave up over $5K for a Simmons Beauty Rest Hybrid. For that kind of do-ray-mi that one is gonna have to last me from now on. You wanna talk about sticker shock!?!? My last mattress cost $49.95 and that included the frame and box springs.

Don't know how much longer I'll be on the good side of the grass but it doesn't matter...NO MORE NEW MATTRESSES!

Fortunately It is very comfy...

 

[03hemi]

I like the jalapeno mattress, but you have to make sure you wear your underwear to bed.