mjlabs
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you'll never go wrong owning a lab......best breed a MAN can ask for.....hell of a duck retriever too...and apparently a bread and cheese retriever as well!
Anyone want a Labrador Retriever???
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You may as well serve him the soup too. He has already had the appetizers. At least he doesn't guzzle your cabernet. What else is there?
Charlie
That's what I do. Just serve them up cause your dog put one over on you. I'm always telling my wife that if she leaves the room it's fair game. She's had a few sandwiches disappear.
The funniest thing I ever saw was when my Griffon showed up on my front porch with a freshly cooked whole ham. I went to the neighbors house and ask him if he was missing a ham. He said yeah my dog stole it off of his counter. I just paid him for it and said if you keep feeding my dog in your house and leaving your front door open she's going to do it again. We both got a laugh out of it.
I always say, you need to be smarter than your dog, or your neighbor's dog in this case.
I called my wife and said I'll pick up a steak for the grill . This one steak cost 24 bucks . $19.00 a pound . So anyway I grill it and bring it in and set it on the table and then head out to turn the grill off .Wife busy in the kitchen getting the bake taters out of the oven . I come back in from being gone at the most 30 seconds and WT* ? Where's the steak ? I turn and see my 19 lb orange cat booking across the house with that huge steak in his mouth ! Lucky for him all the guns were locked up in the safe .
Sebago Son
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Or your laundry basket? I once owned a Lab that loved to eat underwear... mostly hers... cost me a small fortune at Victoria's Secret...
What's a little moral turpitude between best friends?
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Caje, I gotta tell ya, it isn't the dog's fault. He's just being a dog. Leaving food out, unattended, where Angus can get to it? That's on the human...
Putting the food away in the freezer, or the refrigerator, or in a high cupboard, or in the oven, where the dog can just open the door and help himself, I suppose that's on the human too. If the daog gnaws through the Gorilla Tape and bungee cords that's holding everything shut, pushes a chair over so he can reach the cupboard, then that's on the dog.
Did you have a warrant? Since I assume you did not, any prosecution on the basis of cheese crumbs must be stopped and the Lab released.
The advantages of owning a cat: My cat never ate parts of a delicious onion soup in the making, but instead left foot prints across the top of what was to be a scrumptious pumpkin pie ...
HOUSTON RICK
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You left food unattended where Angus could reach it; therefore, you gave it to him.
Sounds to me like a Cabernet induced hallucination. You probably ate it, dropped some on the floor, then forgot you did it.
Then in a last ditch effort to save grace you throw poor,lovable, wouldn't do anything wrong Angus under the bus. I am disappointed Caje.
Then in a last ditch effort to save grace you throw poor,lovable, wouldn't do anything wrong Angus under the bus. I am disappointed Caje.
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CAJUNLAWYER
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Well, Angus' weak spot is socks
Matter of fact, I think he's out in the back yard right now eating grass and trying to hork one up as I type. He doesn't eat drawers but he did come into the living room one night when we had guests with a pair of panties stuck on his head........You know I've been reading all these post about how our respective dogs will mooch and or steal anything edible if and when they can right? OK! Just a thought. How are they any different from us guys???? We do the same thing if the little women leaves cake cookies or pies out where we can rip off some right?
Well, Angus' weak spot is socks
Sure, blame it on the dog.........
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CAJUNLAWYER
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Well, at least I don't eat socks or walk around with panties on my head....Well not for a long time....and it was only once....and I was drunk...
BigBill
Absent Comrade
My 3yo yellow lab still acts like a pup and thinks he's a cat at times. He listens to the wife but not to me. I know he understands what I mean. But when I purchased a tractor supply Frisby we been pals ever since.
I'll take it. PM inbound. Are you willing to ship to my FFL?
Just pretend this is witty.
Just pretend this is witty.
