Asahhh!

Jack, as slow as I move, by the time I got bundled up to meld with a soccer chair my dandelions will be blooming.

Rusty, at least you can still think fast. I've slowed down all around. That's why I don't like to get into verbal arguments. I can always think of something cool to say in retort...but not until the next day. :rolleyes:

Kenna, That is all bad timing for me. I have been forced by my doctor, my daughter and my wife, under the pain of death, to never smoke another cigar.

where the bad timing comes in is about 2 weeks after I made that promise, the ban on Cubans was lifted (the cigar I mean, not the people :p;) )

Some day I may slip but they are watching....they are ALWAYS watching.:(
 
Jack, I saw where the train was crossing just North of you and the
engineer spotted a woman floating on some kind of air mat. She had
been out there for 2 days. The train crew got her in the second engine
and warmed her somewhat. Said she was suffering from some
hypothermia, ya think?
 
Sitting in my recliner in front of the wood stove with a big glass of French brandy listening to Armed American Radio.
 
When I was stationed in Long Beach, CA a friend and I both received orders away. I went ot Alaska and my friend went to ST Pete, Florida, We kept in touch as Coasties do and just before Christmas he sent one of those Christmas cards that is a family picture type. The picture was of him out in his yard in shorts, tee shirt, a cold beer in hand and his other hand was attached to the lawn mower. The message said: Sorry you are not here you could enjoy the fine weather we are having.

Not to be out done I sent one back. My picture showed me sitting in an easy chair next to a fire, a brandy in one hand, and my angel in the other. Out the window behind me you could see about 3 ft of snow. My caption read: Damn shame you have to cut grass in the middle of winter.
 
I could post a picture of me sitting by the pool in a t-shirt and shorts . But then everybody would move here , wait! , they already are . Oh well , enjoy the snow and don't drink too much . Don't want you passing out and waking up to frost bite .

Make sure your photo includes skeeters, gators, & cockroaches for fairness!
 
o/' There's a pig in the ground
The beer is on ice
All my rowdy friends
Are coming over tonight. o/' - Hank Williams, Jr.

That is one of my all-time favorite country music videos: Mel Tillis, Cheech and Chong, Vern, and a few I can't pull up through the cob webs.
 
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