Banjo Question
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NFrameFred
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Probably so, Ron.
BTW, you know what "perfect pitch" is with a banjo ?
When it hits an accordion when it lands in the dumpster !
BTW, you know what "perfect pitch" is with a banjo ?
When it hits an accordion when it lands in the dumpster !
45Wheelgun
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So a banjo player and an attorney both fall out of an airplane at the same time. Which one hits the ground first?
Wait for it....
Who cares?
Wait for it....
Who cares?
rcnixon
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How can you tell if the stage is level at a bluegrass concert? Drool comes out of both sides of the banjo players mouth evenly.
Why is a viola better than a violin? Two reasons. The viola is bigger so it will burn longer and the case is larger, it will hold more beer.
How is a symphony orchestra different from a bull? The bull has the horns in front and the a**h*le at the rear.
If a conductor and a soprano fell off a cliff together, who would hit first? The conductor; the soprano would have to stop and ask for directions.
These are the jokes folks, either laugh or throw fruit!
Russ
Why is a viola better than a violin? Two reasons. The viola is bigger so it will burn longer and the case is larger, it will hold more beer.
How is a symphony orchestra different from a bull? The bull has the horns in front and the a**h*le at the rear.
If a conductor and a soprano fell off a cliff together, who would hit first? The conductor; the soprano would have to stop and ask for directions.
These are the jokes folks, either laugh or throw fruit!
Russ
Oscar Zulu
Member
You don't have to be inbred to play one, but I suppose 6 fingers could be handy.
OZ
OZ
Crazy K38
Member
all i can say is Google it
5Wire
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It's a Kay, not worth much.
You guys are cruel.
The difference between a vacuum cleaner and a banjo?
What banjo players use for birth control?
You guys are cruel.
The difference between a vacuum cleaner and a banjo?
What banjo players use for birth control?
onegunshort
Member
Why did the banjo player leave his capo on the dashboard?
So he could park in the handicap zone.
(I can joke, I sort of "play" the banjo, I'm one closed head injury way from getting really good!)
So he could park in the handicap zone.
(I can joke, I sort of "play" the banjo, I'm one closed head injury way from getting really good!)
