Bear bites butt
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“I’m just going to be better about looking inside the toilet before sitting down, for sure,” she said.
I bet!
I bet!
Spiders are bad enough [emoji15][emoji33]
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dirty & hairy
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Poor bear. lol
THE PILGRIM
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You know that without Pictures,
It didn’t happen!
It didn’t happen!
My best friends dad was a Navy flight engineer (for PBY's and torpedo bombers) during WWII in the South Pacific. Being an enlisted man he had work details, and they painting everything that didn't walk or get blown away by storms!
On one island, there were several Navy and USMC Squadrons (including VMF-214 "The Black Sheep Squadron") and a Navy hospital. It seemed like they had to paint the nurses latrine every week (nurses don't like spiders, so a spider web means, paint the latrine!) On day after finishing that paint job, one of the radio men hooked up a speaker in the latrine pit, and the amplifier and microphone were in some shrubs outside the nurses' compound fence. Every time a nurse walked in the latrine, one of the enlisted men would say, "Hey! We're painting down here, and you're blocking the light!" To the best of my friends knowledge, the nurses never used that latrine again, And he never had to paint it again either!
Ivan
On one island, there were several Navy and USMC Squadrons (including VMF-214 "The Black Sheep Squadron") and a Navy hospital. It seemed like they had to paint the nurses latrine every week (nurses don't like spiders, so a spider web means, paint the latrine!) On day after finishing that paint job, one of the radio men hooked up a speaker in the latrine pit, and the amplifier and microphone were in some shrubs outside the nurses' compound fence. Every time a nurse walked in the latrine, one of the enlisted men would say, "Hey! We're painting down here, and you're blocking the light!" To the best of my friends knowledge, the nurses never used that latrine again, And he never had to paint it again either!
Ivan
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That certainly dispels the myth about bears and the woods.
But how about the other bare?
Absalom
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Definitely a black bear, Sherlock 
This sentence would NOT be found in the article if it had been a grizzly:
“They at first thought she had been bitten by a squirrel or a mink, or something small.”
This sentence would NOT be found in the article if it had been a grizzly:
“They at first thought she had been bitten by a squirrel or a mink, or something small.”
gjgalligan
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Is that a warning for the woman or for the bear?
Anyway, thanks for making us privy to this story.
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WINNIE THE POOH? 
Squarebutt
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Reminds me of one of my late mother's favorite jokes:
Why do they cut the heads off sardines?
"So they don't bite each other in the can."
Why do they cut the heads off sardines?
"So they don't bite each other in the can."
Toolguy
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Maybe the bear just wanted to know if it was a round butt or a square butt?
More background has come in on this news. The updated headline now reads:
Bewildered big black bear boldly bites batty babe's bare butt briefly!
oldbrownhat
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Keep going! You'll end up with a 2021 update to The Copper Clapper Caper (Johnny Carson and Jack Webb)
oldbrownhat
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She'll take a rear-view mirror to check before reversing.
That's what they get for calling them Honey Buckets.
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oldbrownhat
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I don't think I want to know how you know this.Spiders as big as bears are worse!
LoboGunLeather
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I always hated those two-story outhouses. The bear probably didn't like having to use the lower level, and I can't blame him a bit.
V1 Rotate
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I don’t know which is worse, getting bitten on the posterior or knowing that there is a grown *** bear lurking in your toilet bowl.
Bill S
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I had no idea that Fred was in Alaska.
OFT II
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That poor lady will likely suffer with irregularity problems the rest of her life
oldbrownhat
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She may be the first documented case of ursoprivophobia, a fear of finding a bear in an outhouseThat poor lady will likely suffer with irregularity problems the rest of her life
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I'm afraid this lady will be the butt of jokes for years to come.
oldbrownhat
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Meanwhile the bear is known to its buddies as Butt Biter Bob.
There's gotta be material for a Far Side cartoon here.
There's gotta be material for a Far Side cartoon here.
