Beaver, muskrat, etc. as food

I've never eaten possum... but I had a chance to try possum on the half shell... that's armadillo in TX and OK! Kinda, and I said kinda, tastes like pork. :eek: At least that's what the other guys in camp said. I couldn't bring myself to eat a beastie that is known to carry tuberculosis! Those in the know say possum's pretty greasy. Not near as good as dog, though!


Dunno about tuberculosis, but they carry leprosy!
 
Back in the 60's I was working on the PD. Every Sunday the local Chinese Restaurant guy would come around and one of us would have to take him out to the dog pound. The dog catcher only worked week days.

The guy would take all of the dogs that had been collected that week.. I never asked ol Bong Lee what he did with them, but I don't eat Chinese food.
 
Why hasn't anyone went there yet? Come on I know this is clean site but I just can't believe nobody stepped though that open door. LOL
 
Anybody have a good cat or dog recipe?

(really evil of me, and likely to really get things rolling:D)

The young 'uns you just cut up and fry like chicken. An old Tom cat you may have to boil for a while, even then sometimes they'll taste gamey. If all else fails and Spot or Tabby turns out too chewy you can chop the meat up with a food chopper or put it through a grinder and then add lots of horseradish sauce and have a fine sandwich spread. For best results add one ground goldfish per one pound of kitty spread. Mix in a bit of chopped onions and pickles and you got the Cat's Meow. Do the same with the Puppy spread and you'll have a sandwich that will bark at ya' !!
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The young 'uns you just cut up and fry like chicken. An old Tom cat you may have to boil for a while, even then sometimes they'll taste gamey. If all else fails and Spot or Tabby turns out too chewy you can chop the meat up with a food chopper or put it through a grinder and then add lots of horseradish sauce and have a fine sandwich spread. For best results add one ground goldfish per one pound of kitty spread. Mix in a bit of chopped onions and pickles and you got the Cat's Meow. Do the same with the Puppy spread and you'll have a sandwich that will bark at ya' !!
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You left out the part where I LM O. I miss my A and am calling a lawyer.
 
Take any or all of the animals mentioned above to Caje and he'll make you a real tasty gumbo or sauce picante with them. The reason they call them coonasses is that's the only part of a coon they won't eat. Have plenty of tasty adult beverages nearby to counteract the effect of the seasonings.
 
Muskrat was still consumed by old timers back in Michigan when I was a boy, it was somewhat looked down upon though, even by the mid 80s, as not being very good culinary fare. Rabbit of course was tasty, and served at some rural diners when I was growing up.

One of the Marine armorers that is a friend of mine - the guy who ended up with my Gew 88 - kills and eats all sorts of small animals. His theory is that if it has fur and runs around, just cook it enough.

The usual problem with some of the creatures that eat... well less savory things... is a gamey taste. Slow cooking can help. Or tabasco sauce I suppose.

Cats don't have a lot of meat on them. They don't taste exactly like rabbit, but the meat tends to be fairly good quality. You do have to worry about rabies. Ground up with some spices, eh, you wouldn't really think it was cat. That is of course if you were the sort of person bothered by eating cats. I only remember having it once, made into sloppy Joes - long story. I didn't notice anything odd about the taste at the time. If you want to try some, Pounces brand kitty treats work well as bait. That stuff seems like crack to strays.

Season it up and you might think dog meat is some sort of other meat. It does go into the mystery meat category since you find yourself wondering - depending on how it was prepared - whether that is beef, or lamb, or what is that... Bit tough, but no worse than some steaks at the buffet. Might have been an old dog too. I don't imagine that the cute and useful/spry ones end up on the table, but I could be wrong.

Rat on a stick, if they were domestically raised rats, is a lot like a mystery chicken kabob on a stick. All meats are better for being on a stick though. It's sort of like the dark meat on factory raised chickens that isn't really that dark but isn't white meat either. Teriyaki flavoring works well, or something to give it a smokey taste. If you don't know what it was - ie you're just eating a nice chunk of it (filet of rat?) and not a carbonized furry critter with a shaft threw it, eh, you wouldn't know you were eating it. I suppose you could get rabies or worms or something, which might be why I've only seen it served as well done gray mystery chunks.

I remember bear being greasy, squirrel unremarkable. Alligator and snake and frog legs... not exactly like chicken, but yeah, sort of.
 
Aloha,

While in Japan, I've had horse sashimi, puffer fish sashimi, chicken-raw.

In Australia, emu, ostrich and crocodile.

Alligater and rattlesnake in Arizona.

Of course being in Hawaii, all kinds of raw seafood. Including shark,

which was cooked. Also properly prepared wild goat and mouflon sheep.
 
Hairy Bikers TV show had a lot of this in it. Including nutria. They tended to use a lot of butter and garlic, which makes darn near anything palatable. (E.g., escargot, a favorite of mine.)

There was one show that featured a guy in North Carolina who is into road kill. His thing is to get out there earlier, before the sun rises to high, to get it nice 'n fresh...
 
Including shark, which was cooked.

I had a great shark steak at a place on Fisherman's Wharf in SF one time. I went back a year or so later expecting the same, and it was really, really bad. :confused: Maybe it was out of season.

If you have something tough, stringy, greasy or gamey, just run it through the meat grinder, add some Williams seasoning mix, and make taco meat out of it. :eek: Of course, by giving this information, I'm going to get hate mail from thousands of taco truck proprietors. :D
 
I'll have to dig out my copy of "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog". (insert rimshot here) :D
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The young 'uns you just cut up and fry like chicken. An old Tom cat you may have to boil for a while, even then sometimes they'll taste gamey. If all else fails and Spot or Tabby turns out too chewy you can chop the meat up with a food chopper or put it through a grinder and then add lots of horseradish sauce and have a fine sandwich spread. For best results add one ground goldfish per one pound of kitty spread. Mix in a bit of chopped onions and pickles and you got the Cat's Meow. Do the same with the Puppy spread and you'll have a sandwich that will bark at ya' !!
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THANKS for the Cat's Meow recipe. The goldfish really made the dish. In a pinch, snail darter might be as good.
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An acquaintance ate Rockchuck [western marmot] on a bet. he would not skin it as most are really lousy. His comments were that it was really greasy and had a lot of silver skin. Most animal that live close to the ground, fox & coyote are full of fleas. I made sure any that I skinned were cold before I put a knife to them.
 
I reckon if your hungry enough, you'll eat anything and be thankful.

My Grandma used to fry the squirrels we killed and they were good.

You have to use the proper amount of Crisco,.....among other things. I heard stories that in hard times she canned them. Sorta like Spam but Spuirrel? Like what Grandpa said and others, "when the going gets tough,...the tough get going. I would if I had to.

Give me sirloin, porterhouse, t-bone or a pork chop!

Best, Rick
 
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