Best bumper sticker EVER!

[Hillbilly77]

Just saw a bumper sticker that said:
"If you can't stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them."

I love it.

 

[feralmerril]

I had a bumper sticker that just said, "Bumper sticker."

 

[moe l.]

Just saw a bumper sticker that said:
"If you can't stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them."

I love it.

Great sticker - my daughter has it on her mommy-van!

 

[Old cop]

Wish we had that bumper sticker during my days in Vietnam.

 

[chud333]

I've seen that one and believe in it wholeheartedly.
I had one on my truck (until it faded away) that said
"My dog is smarter than your Honor student"...
Got a lot of good laughs out of that one.

Chuck

 

[feralmerril]

I seen one that said, "My son is the top honor student in reform school".

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

I can't post my bumper sticker or I'll get dinged by the moderators.

 

[tops]

I had one made and put on the vehicle I drove to work. I left it on about a couple of months and I don't think the boss ever got over it. " I will still have butt when the bosses teeth are wore out." Larry

 

[jlrhiner]

Saw one yesterday and want it;

"You can't beat an Armed Woman"

 

[therevjay]

I think the best bumper sticker I ever saw was on a old VW hippy van. FREE ALICE BURTON!!!

I asked the owner about it and he said "Oh yeah cool, I get a lot of thumbs up and right ons. Also a lot of flip off's and keep the b---h locked up forevers."

So I ask, WHO is Alice Burton? The answer..."I dunno man, just a name I made up."

"Honk if your stupid" is a close second.

 

[jkc]

My favorite was on a Volkswagen Microbus seemingly held together by countercultural stickers --- "Legalize Marijuana",
the famous Rolling Stones tongue, Grateful Dead, "Free So-&-So", and so forth, but among this graphic disorder was a gem: "Don't laugh man, your daughter may be in here."

 

[yardman4]

Sticker

I had a sticker years ago "Lassie Eats Chickens".

 

[Texas Star]

I don't like the one about standing in front of our troops.They already have too much standing in their way.

 

[LouisianaJoe]

Years ago, my brother had a sticker on his truck that said "Support your local beef producers, run over a chicken"

 

[Kelly Green]

A favorite of mine.

 

[papajohn428]

Saw this one last week..........

"Driver Carries No Money.

He's Married."

 

[LazyKB]

I once had a boss that always MCd the banquet after the annual golf tournament. He always started the roast off with a joke on himself. One year he began, "I am not going to tell you how many wives I have had. (I think he died married to his fifth). I didn't realize how many myself until last month when I went home to WV and saw a bumper sticker that said, "Honk if you've been married to Roy Pauley."