A new Bowie Knife for the New Year!
The KABAR USSF Knife!
The (un)official knife of the United States Space Force! Featuring a 7" 1095 CroVan Carbon Steel Blade with a corrosion-resistant gray powder coat finish and a skyblue kraton handle.
Yes, the always innovative KABAR has taken it upon themselves to update the iconic USMC Fighting Knife for the modern era using modern materials better suited for the needs of the USSF.
Some might say that this was unnecessary or even downright silly because the USSF is a developmental branch of the U.S. Military which exists for the purpose of scientific discovery and technological advancement as opposed to warfare, but as said technology advances and interstellar travel becomes possible, focus will obviously shift towards the development of weaponry to defend the United States of Planet Earth from interstellar threats, so I for one applaud KABAR for not only being so forward-thinking, but also being wise enough to know that they don't need to reinvent the wheel and that the tried and true USMC Fighting Knife would be every bit as effective against the Klingon Empire as it was against the terrestrial foreign powers it faced in the past, it just needed a few updates.
Among said updates is the new corrosion-resistant gray powdercoat finish, which can presumably protect the blade from the corrosive effects of molecular acid which way theoretically be present within the bodies of various hostile extraterrestrial species, not to mention atmospheric conditions on other planets which might accelerate corrosion. As well as the Kraton handle and modern sheath.
However, one does have to stop and wonder why KABAR stuck with 1095 CroVan Carbon Steel when a more corrosion-resistant Stainless Steel? Perhaps they felt it best to stick with what they know works and reserve any additional alterations for future revisions once the USSF Knife has been field-tested on other planets.
At any rate, the USSF Fighting/Utility Knife is perhaps the most innovative and relevant addition to KABAR's selection of cutlery since the Zombie Killer line from a few years back.
Alas, much like the Zombie Killer knives, the USSF Knife may prove to be too far ahead of its time for its own good, and thusly might be written off as yet another novelty.
However, for those of us who desire the most cutting edge cutlery available (pun intended) without breaking the bank by investing in experimental blade steels which have yet to be perfected nor proven to withstand the test of time, the USSF Fighting/Utility Knife fills the niche in spectacular fashion.
If only American frontiersman Jim Bowie and British Rock Musician David Bowie (A.K.A. Ziggy Stardust) could have lived to see their collective influences on society combined to form this masterpiece of contemporary cutlery.