Caje's Joke O D Day

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?


Because he didn't Habanero.

Bwa hahaha..................

 

[ralph7]

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a hole in it?




Quatro sinko.

 

[Onomea]

How about a culinary treat? An Irish seven-course meal!

Six-pack and a potato.

 

[Protocall_Design]

Hard to believe there's a Mexican that didn't Habanero. He wouldn't have been very Fatalii to his prey. He probably just popped a Capsicum on them.

 

[eveled]

Groan!!!! Groan!!!!

 

[Rustyt1953]

Thanks! Now I need a stiff belt!

 

[SC_Mike]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg[/ame]

 

[kwselke]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-oqgIZGhbU[/ame]

 

[mtgianni]

Two LA detectives are investigating Juans' murder. First one says "Juan was killed with a golf gun". D 2 goes "What's a golf gun"?
"I don't know but it sure made a hole in Juan."

 

[carpriver]

Bad. each one worse then the last.

 

[CATI1835]

Let's try some military humor, at the expense of fighter pilots everywhere...


Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.
________________________________________
Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
__________________________________________
Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.

 

[bgrone]

danger

What do you call a dangerous Irishman?

Rick O'Shea

 

[carpriver]

Lets see if this will get me banded,

A senior NCO and a Major were both getting a hair cut, the barber ask's the Major if he would like some rose water on his freshly shaved neck, the Officer said " No , my wife will think I have been in a French ***** house". The barber was finishing the saltly old NCO, and his barber asked him the same question. the Sargent says, Sure go ahead, My wife doesn't know what a ***** house smells like.

 

[BAM-BAM]

Lets see if this will get me banded,

A senior NCO and a Major were both getting a hair cut, the barber ask's the Major if he would like some rose water on his freshly shaved neck, the Officer said " No , my wife will think I have been in a French ***** house". The barber was finishing the saltly old NCO, and his barber asked him the same question. the Sargent says, Sure go ahead, My wife doesn't know what a ***** house smells like.

OK...I like that one................................