Caje's Joke O D day

[CAJUNLAWYER]

My son asked me if he was adopted.
I responded Not yet, we're still looking for someone who wants you.

My son asked why we kept his birth certificate in the safe deposit box at the bank.
I responded, it's actually a receipt. We can't return you if we loose it.
Finally the dad joke of the day.
Why was the scarecrow promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!!

 

[Narragansett]

The scarecrow is a groaner.

 

[soFlaNative]

My son asked me if he was adopted.
I responded Not yet, we're still looking for someone who wants you.

Then tell the kid he had a twin...

 

[wuluf]

One of my first jobs was digging tunnels underground. I quit though, it was boring..

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[Rudi]

Caje, Caje, Caje, what would Dorothy say?

 

[JET4]

Good stuff

 

[BAM-BAM]

tUCK 1 &2 away for Christmas

 

[Kinman]

What do you call a Grizzley bear with no teeth...a gummy bear

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[WR Moore]

It's almost the end of the week. You guys are leaving, right?

 

[soFlaNative]

It's almost the end of the week. You guys are leaving, right?

Don't forget to tip your waitress.

 

[Krogen]

The joke about the not-yet-adopted son remind me of something. The Missus was getting under the Mister's skin.

He says, "dang it, you're acting like my first wife!"

"Oh really?" she says, "I didn't know you were married before."

"I wasn't."

 

[Golddollar]

A State Trooper pulled over a redneck for a busted taillight. The State Trooper asked the redneck, "Got any ID?"

The redneck replied, "About what?"