Cage's Joke O D day

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Guy was telling his friend that he was in a restaurant the other night and saw his girlfriend with another man who was kissing her deeply.
The friend asked him "Well, did you go over there and confront them?" The guy responded sadly " No, I couldn't do anything, I was with my wife and kids."
No 2
Why doesn't Joe Exotic like Christmas?
He doesn't like Caroles

 

[Bekeart]

Under the table ...

A couple is dining in a restaurant when suddenly the waitress sees the man slowly sliding under the table

She sees that the woman is not bothered by this and assumes the worst...

Thinking how to approach the situation, she slowly gets to the table and quietly tells the woman:
"Ma'am, I think your husband just slid under the table for no apparent reason"

The woman turns her head and whispers:
"You're wrong my dear, my husband just entered the restaurant..."

Bekeart

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

My wife and my girlfriend have the same name and wear the same skin.

Ivan

 

[Onomea]

A remarkable, but fortunate, coincidence, Ivan! (Makes life a whole lot less stressful, for sure!)

 

[RobertJ.]

There was a man who was dating a woman who happened to be a Jehovah's Witness. She broke it off with him because whenever she came over, he wouldn't let her in.

 

[Bekeart]

Same Name Works for Safety

My wife and my girlfriend have the same name and wear the same skin.

Ivan

A now deceased friend was dating three women at the same time
All Named Wanda.
The situation worked well for him.

Bekeart

 

[StrawHat]

My ex wife has the same name/spelling as the current Herself.

Kevin

 

[steelslaver]

In my youth I discovered that women don't like to share

 

[30-30remchester]

My wife has told all my female friends and about every woman in our small town, that is she catches me "involved" with the other woman, that that woman has to keep me for at least a week. None of this use him and send him home bull. That has kept the women of my town at bay.

 

[djohns6]

Sounds like a joke but allegedly a true story ..... T-Boy walks into a neighborhood bar . He see's Jude the local drunk sitting at the end of the bar , obviously wasted . After exchanging greetings T-boy tells Jude that he really should go home . It's walking distance so it shouldn't be an issue . Jude gets up and heads for the restroom . After about 15 minutes Jude hasn't returned so T-boy goes to check on him . He finds Jude sitting on the toilet backwards , continuously flushing it . He says " Jude , what are you doing ? I told you to go home ." Jude say's " I'm trying . This damn thing will turn over but it won't crank. "

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[Farmer17]

Why doesn't Joe Exotic like Christmas?
He doesn't like Caroles[/QUOTE]


The Tiger King did help a lot of people get through Covid but I never did watch the end of the series, however it was sickly entertaining for a while. I still think that Carol Baskin killed her husband and wish someone could prove it.