Can one of you lend me 114.97?

sipowicz

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I'll pay you right back on my first ATM withdrawal!


Dear Beneficiary,


It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of US$8.5million due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the
receipt of your fund.


successfully mandate has been passed by the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Goodluck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Compensation/Lottery/Inheritance and the likes.


Now how would you like to receive your payment? By Check or by ATM card?

ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card with your name written on it which you will use to withdraw up to $10,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Good if you do not have a bank account.


Bank Cheque: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days.

Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS.Because we have signed a contract with UPS and you will only need to pay $114.97 instead of $152 saving you $37.03! So you save $37.03.


Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudster and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any.Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $114.97 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund within the next 3 working days after the receipt of payment.


Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $114.97 This is because UPS C.O.D (Cost on Delivery) service is not applicable to international shipping according to their terms.


To effect the release of your fund valued at US$8.5million you are advised to contact the delivery officer Mr John Michael with the information below, phone: +2348105823565, email:( [email protected] ) On contacting him do provide him your:


Full Name: ____________________
Address: ____________________
Home/Cell Phone: ____________________
Preferred Payment Method (Check or ATM): ____________________


Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next three
days after you have made the payment for shipping.

NB: Please do not reply to this E-mail, But contact the delivery officer Mr John Michael with the information below, phone: +2348105823565 and email:( [email protected] )


Yours sincerely,
Mr. Adebayo Adelabu
(Board Member)
Deputy Governor,CBN.
 
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Just don't screw it up for the rest of us, okay? That $8.5 million would just about cover my kelp bill.

Even I don't know what that means. I think it's time for me to go to bed.
 
I saw my first Nigerian Letter offering untold riches around 1980. My boss at the time wanted to pursue it, he was so greedy. His last known whereabouts were in the Phoenix area, if you run into him, the IRS will pay you for his location.
 
About 12 years ago I got a certified letter, telling me my ticket in the Irish Sweepstakes, had been drawn in a supplemental drawing. At the time, with the exchange rate it was worth about $5500. (Not bad for a $1.64 ticket.) I needed to file tax transfer form with their New York office and my winnings would be mailed upon receipt. The only problem I could see was, I have never bought or been given an Irish Sweepstakes ticket in my life. I checked with the county prosecutor (a friend of mine) office to see if he/they wanted to investigate the fraud? Since it was through the Mail he said have the Feds check it out. I shredded and trashed the whole thing. Ivan
 
Don't fall for it Sip. It's a scam. I know because I responded to the same email, and I was told I was the only one who would get the money. They specifically said that anyone else who got one was being cheated, and needs to contact the "Nigerian Minister of Cheating E-mail Scams." They have a seperate fund for that now.

I'm just waiting for my ATM card. It should be here any day now.

;) :D
 
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I'd check with UPS and confirm that they, if fact, do have that contract with them. If so go for it. Think of the Smiths in your future.
 
I'll loan you the money. Let's round it up to an even $115. Which S&W revolver are you putting up for collateral?
 
Here they come, racing to give you your money.

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Heck, for a deal like that you should raid Dino's college fund piggy bank. I'm sure Mrs. sip. would approve.
 
OK Sip, I have a deal for you.. I will give you 50% of the charges IF you give me 50% of the Fund...
 
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