Chemistry Joke !

[Milton]

See if you can figure this one out!
Sodium,Sodium,Sodium,Sodium,Sodium,Sodium,Sodium,Sodium,BATMAN !

 

[O2Guy]

Na, can't figure it out.

 

[Bugkiller99]

Na, can't figure it out.

Based on your handle, I bet you can. [emoji12]

 

[blujax01]

Chemistry Joke 2

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says: "I'll have H2O." The second chemist says: "I'll have H2O, too."

The second chemist dies...

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

See if you can figure this one out!
Sodium,Sodium,Sodium,Sodium,Sodium,Sodium,Sodium,Sodium,BATMAN !

Bad bad bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[5-Shot]

Haven't heard that in a while.

Ed

 

[ImprovedModel56Fan]

Based on your handle, I bet you can. [emoji12]

Based on his post, I think he did.

 

[Bugkiller99]

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says: "I'll have H2O." The second chemist says: "I'll have H2O, too."



The second chemist dies...

That's worse than the OP.....!!!!

 

[Milton]

Man!!!! What a rough audience!!

 

[Hillbilly77]

 

[Salty RI]

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na,Na, Na, Na, Batman.

 

[307-Niner]

 

[zzzippper]

I shouldn't post this but since the wife doesn't read this I will. I sent her the joke, she doesn't get it. Emails back and forth. She was thinking: Na Cl, Na Cl, Na Cl...

 

[Mcwsky09]

Chemistry jokes can be so dium, but they can periodically be a good bonding experience. Gotta be careful, though, some folks get so charged up that you get nothing but static and none of us want to be discharged.

 

[greenmachine]

I see what you did there.

 

[Bugkiller99]

Oh Lordy! Somebody please, post "Lurch".

NM

http://youtu.be/xCc-RWIp7XU

 

[Trooperdan]

Little Willie was a chemist
Little Willie is no more
What he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

 

[DeadAye]

Helium Helium

 

[CatSnipah]

I left the Bromine and Boron in the other lab.

BrB.

 

[Ben_hutcherson]

Two atoms were walking down the street.

The second says to the first "I think I just lost an electron"

The first says "Are you sure?"

The second replies "I'm positive"

 

[shouldazagged]

All right, Ben and Mcwsky09, GO TO YOUR ROOMS. And stop that smirking!

 

[MrTrolleyguy]

HOLY ALKALI METAL BATMAN!

In the periodic table of elements, on the far left side, restlessly sits the alkali-metal series. Their single valence electron is like an armored punch to the face of the elements on the other-side of the periodic table; the halogens. We theorize, therefore, that it's no accident that the lyrics to the theme song of the classic 60's celebration of superhero camp makes no less than sixteen references to Sodium, the second in the alkali-metal series.

At least, in the shortened elemental-symbol version of the Latin-term for Sodium, Natrium. Biff! Pow! Ionize! React! Bond!

 

[Gunslinger808]

What precipitated this?

 

[Ben_hutcherson]

No further comment

 

[MrTrolleyguy]

AIEEE!
AIIEEE!
ARRGH!
AWK!
AWKKKKKK!
BAM!
BANG!
BANG-ETH!
BIFF!
BLOOP!
BLURP!
BOFF!
BONK!
CLANK!
CLANK-EST!
CLASH!
CLUNK!
CLUNK-ETH!
CRRAACK!
CRASH!
CRRAACK!
CRUNCH!
CRUNCH-ETH!
EEE-YOW!
FLRBBBBB!
GLIPP!
GLURPP!
KAPOW!
KAYO!
KER-SPLOOSH!
KERPLOP!
KLONK!
KLUNK!
KRUNCH!
OOOFF!
OOOOFF!
OUCH!
OUCH-ETH!
OWWW!
OW-ETH
PAM!
PLOP!
POW!
POWIE!
QUNCKKK!
RAKKK!
RIP!
SLOSH!
SOCK!
SPLATS!
SPLATT!
SPLOOSH!
SWAAP!
SWISH!
SWOOSH!
THUNK!
THWACK!
THWACKE!
THWAPE!
THWAPP!
UGGH!
URKKK!
VRONK!
WHACK!
WHACK-ETH!
WHAM-ETH!
WHAMM!
WHAMMM!
WHAP!
Z-ZWAP!
ZAM!
ZAMM!
ZAMMM!
ZAP!
ZAP-ETH
ZGRUPPP!
ZLONK!
ZLOPP!
ZLOTT!
ZOK!
ZOWIE!
ZWAPP!
ZZWAP!
ZZZZWAP!
ZZZZZWAP!

 

[snubbyfan]

 

[soFlaNative]

HOLY ALKALI METAL BATMAN!

In the periodic table of elements, on the far left side, restlessly sits the alkali-metal series. Their single valence electron is like an armored punch to the face of the elements on the other-side of the periodic table; the halogens. We theorize, therefore, that it's no accident that the lyrics to the theme song of the classic 60's celebration of superhero camp makes no less than sixteen references to Sodium, the second in the alkali-metal series.

At least, in the shortened elemental-symbol version of the Latin-term for Sodium, Natrium. Biff! Pow! Ionize! React! Bond!

Interesting reactions to water as one moves down that column.
No joke ! !

 

[Bugkiller99]

This is a GUN FORUM.!!!!
Therefore please, Someone,
shoot this thread and put it out of its misery.

Mods, where are you???

 

[soFlaNative]

AIEEE!
AIIEEE!
ARRGH!
AWK!
AWKKKKKK!
BAM!
BANG!
BANG-ETH!
BIFF!
BLOOP!
BLURP!
BOFF!
BONK!
CLANK!
CLANK-EST!
CLASH!
CLUNK!
CLUNK-ETH!
CRRAACK!
CRASH!
CRRAACK!
CRUNCH!
CRUNCH-ETH!
EEE-YOW!
FLRBBBBB!
GLIPP!
GLURPP!
KAPOW!
KAYO!
KER-SPLOOSH!
KERPLOP!
KLONK!
KLUNK!
KRUNCH!
OOOFF!
OOOOFF!
OUCH!
OUCH-ETH!
OWWW!
OW-ETH
PAM!
PLOP!
POW!
POWIE!
QUNCKKK!
RAKKK!
RIP!
SLOSH!
SOCK!
SPLATS!
SPLATT!
SPLOOSH!
SWAAP!
SWISH!
SWOOSH!
THUNK!
THWACK!
THWACKE!
THWAPE!
THWAPP!
UGGH!
URKKK!
VRONK!
WHACK!
WHACK-ETH!
WHAM-ETH!
WHAMM!
WHAMMM!
WHAP!
Z-ZWAP!
ZAM!
ZAMM!
ZAMMM!
ZAP!
ZAP-ETH
ZGRUPPP!
ZLONK!
ZLOPP!
ZLOTT!
ZOK!
ZOWIE!
ZWAPP!
ZZWAP!
ZZZZWAP!
ZZZZZWAP!

More acronyms?!?
Criminy

 

[soFlaNative]

This is a GUN FORUM.!!!!
Therefore please, Someone,
shoot this thread and put it out of its misery.

Mods, where are you???

C'mon fella, it's a family-friendly topic that doesn't fit elsewhere in a Catch-All area.