rburg
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Don't answer the door. If you start to feel vibrations and a lot of whooshing sounds, its the black helio's. Be afraid, very afraid.
Of course around here, we'd all feel sorry for the poor guy and probably donate a few clunkers to his collection. We have no objective way of measuring important stuff. Like what the average number of firearms per household is by state. Most folks don't even know how they measure up against others around them (Chevy Chase suggested by height in Caddyshack.) I've heard it suggested the average household in Texas has 7 guns. I'm thinking Texas should deport a bunch of folks with less than that.
Most Texan's I've had contact with scoff at a low number like that. They're pretty much embarrassed at their poor countrymen who can't afford even a respectful number of guns. I live in Kentucky. No one here, including me, admits to having any guns or ammo.
The thread title says a lot. Maybe I misread it. I don't keep much in my bedroom, just enough to fight my way to the gunroom. Then "Katie bar the door", we're gonna have a war!
