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Thought I'd share one of my latest adventures on the job;

"S.O. to Unit 4"

"Unit 4," I answered. It's early in the shift and things have been slow so far today.

"Unit 4, please go to 245 William's Ranch Road and see a Mr. Jason about a disturbance."

"10-4 S.O., I'm in route. ETA about 15 minutes. Can you advise what the disturbance is about?"

"Ah, Unit 4 . . . ah, standby."

After a couple of minutes with no additional communications I keyed the radio mic again, "Unit 4 to S.O., do you have additional info on the disturbance on William's Range Road?"

"S.O. to Unit 4, negative. Be advised that Unit 1" (i.e., the sheriff) "said to tell you to use your own discretion on this one."

What the heck? I wonder what the sheriff's involvement in this call is? Unlike some sheriff's departments, we put a lot of time and effort in training of our dispatchers and I'm always bragging on what a good job they do. They know better than to send a deputy off on any call, much less a disturbance call, without as much information as possible. Since the sheriff was directly involved I'm comfortable that they're not sending me in harm's way blindly, but still, a hint at what's going on would be nice.

About 10 minutes later I turn off the two lane Arkansas state highway onto county maintained Williams Ranch Road. This area for the past 25 years or so used to be cattle raising country, and before that it was row crop farm land, mainly cotton. The Williams family owned hundreds of acres for several generations, but the last batch of grown kids sold off most of the place to a developer who built some pretty nice houses on 5 acre plots in what used to be the farm.

When I found #245 on the mailbox I turned into the driveway of nice brick house, probably about 3,500 sq ft with a triple garage. I also noticed a pool around back. As I parked my patrol car and got out a gentleman came out the front door and greeted me. I walked around the front of my car and we shook hands.

"Hello, I'm Rick Jason." He was close to 40 years old, pretty fit, dressed in khaki's and a red golf shirt.

"Good morning Mr. Jason, I'm Deputy Faulkner. I was asked to come see you about a disturbance, how can I help you?"

"Deputy Faulkner, my wife and I moved here about three weeks ago. We wanted to get out of the city and enjoy the good life out in the country."

"Where are ya'll from Mr. Jason?" I asked

"We are originally from Memphis. I work for a financial firm and transferred to the Little Rock office but I actually do most of my work from home as long as I can get internet service."

I said, "ain't technology great when it works."

He looked at me with an odd look and replied, "well, yes, but getting reliable internet out here in the boonies has been a challenge."

With a smile I asked, "So, Mr. Jason, did you ask for someone from the sheriff's office to come help you with you with your internet service?"

"No, absolutely not. I've something much more serious than that troubling us. The people living over on that farm place over there have a bunch of farm animals and such." He pointed to the old Williams farm place, what was left of the original homestead. One of the Williams boys and his family were still living there on about 30 acres and running a few head of cattle.

"Okay, so what's the problem?" I persisted.

"Every morning before daylight there is a God awful racket when first one, then two, then half a dozen roosters start crowing. They keep at it sometimes for an hour or so. My wife and I have tried to ignore it or just get used to it, but it has become intolerable."

I just stared at him for what must have been half a minute . . . thinking. This is what the sheriff meant when he told the dispatcher to tell me to use my own discretion.

"Mr. Jason, did you go speak to Mr. Williams about his roosters disturbing you and your wife?"

"I did," he answered.

"And?"

"He didn't seem too receptive to resolving the issue. In fact, he laughed at me. I told him I was going to call the sheriff's office and he said to go ahead. So here we are."

"Well, Mr. Jason, I gotta tell you, there is no law against roosters crowing out in the county. In fact, it's what roosters do. Country folks keep them around on purpose so they'll start crowing around daylight. It's like when you move into a house next to an airport you have to expect to hear airplanes flying about. So when you move in next to a farm you are likely to hear barnyard animals making noises. Also, I hate to tell you this, but when summertime gets here and things warm up a bit you'll have the pleasure of smelling those barnyard animals too, especially in the evening when you and you're family are sitting around the pool out back." I pointed over to the Williams' barn and continued, "best I can tell they don't have any hogs, but the cattle have an aroma all their own."

"Good Lord, I didn't even think of that! What . . . what can you do about it?"

"Me?" I said. "I have no intention of doing anything about it, there are no laws being broken here. The way I see it you have two options. #1, you and the Mrs. can suck it up and assimulate to country living, or #2, you can pack up and move to town."

He just stood there looking at me for a long while. Finally I said, "Mr. Jason, is there anything else I can do for you this morning?"

"No, no I guess not. Thank you for coming out."

"You're welcome!" I shook his hand and left.

About a week later I was in the area and decided to patrol down Williams Range Road. As I passed by Mr. Jason's home I noticed a "for sale" sign in the front yard.
 
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Yes, that sounds familiar -happens a good bit up here in middle west country, I imagine. But here the livestock aren't as prevalent anymore. What the city folk don't like here is the roar of tractor engines at all hours and the dust the combines and tillage tools generate. Would be interesting to question some area law enforcement personnel to see how many such calls they get.

Great answers for the gentleman, by the way. Hope they can find a satisfactory place to live.

Andy
 
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And you don't move next door to a rifle range unless you expect to hear.....guns being fired.

Prospective buyer..."Tell me again why you are selling".

There is a state law in Louisiana designed specifically to protect ranges.
It basically says "if the range is there first, don't move in later and complain about the noise."
 
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If this Mr. Jason wants to move to the San Francisco Bay area, my house will be for sale in 6 1/2 months. The only sounds he'll hear here are traffic sounds. Ain't no cows or chickens in my neighborhood. He'll be happy here, and I'll be happy in Nevada with my horse.
 
My girlfriend's family has 8 acres of land next to a farm. I don't even notice the horse dung any more. Also the sound of tractor engines is music to my ears. When I hear people nearby shooting firearms, I thank God there still are some patriots left in her town.

Her town was a huge farming town, but then they put an exit/entrance for the local highway right on the edge of town. Now her Wawa (think gas station with good deli) is always swamped, the younger generations started selling their farmland, and tiny mansions started popping up every where. God forbid you shoot firearms in a safe direction on a large piece of land adjacent to the new housing developments. :rolleyes:

I'll take the country over the city any day. If it wasn't for our jobs, we'd relocate somewhere rural. Trying to find land outside the city at a decent price is a joke. The land that is affordable gives you an almost 2 hour commute during rush hour. We're hoping we find some beat up farm house with just enough land at just the right price.
 
And you don't move next door to a rifle range unless you expect to hear.....guns being fired.

The range where I used to shoot 20 years ago was in the middle of nowhere, then the houses popped up all around it. The homeowners started to complain, got some lawyers and the range is now gone. Plus, they had to pay the cost of cleaning up all of the lead contamination.
 
In 1977 we bought a house up on the hill. Think 2 doors away from where we are now. Noise carries differently on hill tops. Anyway, we used to hear a rooster crow on summer mornings. Can't hear it with the windows closed. Anyway, about 20 years ago we moved down here on the flats. Guess something got the rooster. But I've got neighbors that keep city chickens. Its OK, but I've got this hole out back. Its called a catch basin. A couple of hundred yards long and maybe a hundred yards at its widest.

Its been terribly tempting for me to go to a farm auction and just buy a half dozen chickens and a rooster. And then just let them go out back. Sure, the elements might kill some. But free range chickens seem to survive pretty well in some places. And I could hear the rooster when the windows are open. With the added benefit of driving my neighbors crazy!
 
I used to live in the boonies in England as a kid. We had family come out from The Smoke from time to time to stay with us and they complained bitterly about the birds' dawn chorus. "How do you sleep with all that noise at 5 AM?" Us looking confused or my dad failing to keep a straight face didn't help. ;)
 
Noises I hear.....

We have train about a mile away that I love to hear, especially in the night.

Airplanes but not as bad since I don't live under the final approach to the airport/airbase. Also, C-17s are a LOT quieter than those C-141s ever thought about being. They dropped their flaps and gunned the engines right over my house. One night I sat bolt upright in bed and knew that one had landed on my roof. Normally they were a few hundred feet in the air. I believe that I'm glad I didn't see this one because it had to be a mighty close call.

Dog barking. They are aggravating but mine contribute too, so.

A lot of loud fireworks on some holidays.

No farm animals allowed in my township, unincorporated sort of thingy. In my old house that was on the edge of the country there was a horse farm and sometimes the horses would get out and graze in my front yard. They had the cutest little baby pigs that were like fat puppies with their noses cut off.

The fairground is about a mile from my house and 2 weeks a year they blast rock music and all kinds of PA at me. 'Midnight Madness' was the worst. The fair isn't as popular so now it's hardly 1 week a year. But it is where they have gun shows.:)

I used to hear coon hunters at night (at both my houses) but the area is too built up now. I also used to be able to walk to the end of the road and shoot in the woods. No more of that, either.

I do know a shooting range that had been there for about 50 years that had houses built up all around it and they started action to shut it down. An amicable agreement was reached when they offered a piece of land for the range up the road another 15 miles or so where they will have the same problem in about 10 years.

I've also been told things here are illegal, but they aren't because we live about 1 mile outside North Charleston city limits. I could go out in my back yard and shoot guns as long as I don't point or brandish or damage anything. I know they would come give me a hard time, but it's not illegal.
 
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Back in the 70's a fella bought bunch of land out in the boonies and built a nice race track. Then some developer folks bought some of this cheap land and started building houses. Folks who bought the houses next to a race track started complaining, put mufflers on them loud things, too much noise coming and going after races, dust, and entirely too many people drinking beer watchin racin and having a good time. It's gotta stop.

They pitched in for an attorney and after a few years the track owner went broke. I was by there a few years back, all they have is 40 year old homes with an abandoned race track for a yard ornament.

All I know is if I did not want to live next to a race track I wouldn't buy there.

And I lived in the big city for the last 20 years of my career. Hated it, loud cars, neighbors loudly crowing about something, one guy had 4 large dogs penned up, the barnyard smelt better. Cats, cats and more cats, come do their business in my wife's flower gardens and dig stuff up.

The home next to us was foreclosed, 7 years old, a woman bought it to flip it, the bubble had burst and she was stuck with renting it. She could find the deadbeats. The next to last one had 4 or more cats. She let them run loose, city code said no pets are to run loose. Folks called on her garden ruining cats, the dog pound guy showed up, he was 5'5" by 5'5". He tried to bend over to pick something up and couldn't bend over. He feigned stupidity on how to catch a cat. Maybe he was not faking it. My wife said we're going to the farm store. Bought a large havahart, she asked what to bait it with, I said a 50 cent can of cat food partially opened. He was in the cage in the AM. She called he who can't bend over to come get it. He couldn't bend over to pick up the cage. Wife picked it up and offloaded public cat enemy #1 in the pound truck cage. She said he was beaming, like perhaps when he actually showed up with an outlaw cat his boss might be impressed.

My wife said the lady came running out yelling is that my cat. She looked in the cage and said give him to me, the dog/cat deputy said nope you have to pay the fine and then pick him up, he doesn't have a rabies tag, we do that and charge you too. She never said a thing to my wife.

She picked the cat up and kept them inside.

Shame we legally couldn't trap her and hand her over to the cat sheriff.
 
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After the "Incursion" into Cambodia in the spring of 1970, it got quiet in the northern Me Kong Delta-real quiet. In fact, we all got real edgy-worse than usual, and sleep wouldn't come without the comforting sound of outgoing 105's, scattered small arms, and those wonderful aircraft melodies. It sounds funny to some, I'm sure, but it is amazing what becomes the "normal."
 
Thought I'd share one of my latest adventures on the job;

"S.O. to Unit 4"

"Unit 4," I answered. It's early in the shift and things have been slow so far today.

"Unit 4, please go to 245 William's Ranch Road and see a Mr. Jason about a disturbance."

"10-4 S.O., I'm in route. ETA about 15 minutes. Can you advise what the disturbance is about?"

"Ah, Unit 4 . . . ah, standby."

After a couple of minutes with no additional communications I keyed the radio mic again, "Unit 4 to S.O., do you have additional info on the disturbance on William's Range Road?"

"S.O. to Unit 4, negative. Be advised that Unit 1" (i.e., the sheriff) "said to tell you to use your own discretion on this one."

What the heck? I wonder what the sheriff's involvement in this call is? Unlike some sheriff's departments, we put a lot of time and effort in training of our dispatchers and I'm always bragging on what a good job they do. They know better than to send a deputy off on any call, much less a disturbance call, without as much information as possible. Since the sheriff was directly involved I'm comfortable that they're not sending me in harm's way blindly, but still, a hint at what's going on would be nice.

About 10 minutes later I turn off the two lane Arkansas state highway onto county maintained Williams Ranch Road. This area for the past 25 years or so used to be cattle raising country, and before that it was row crop farm land, mainly cotton. The Williams family owned hundreds of acres for several generations, but the last batch of grown kids sold off most of the place to a developer who built some pretty nice houses on 5 acre plots in what used to be the farm.

When I found #245 on the mailbox I turned into the driveway of nice brick house, probably about 3,500 sq ft with a triple garage. I also noticed a pool around back. As I parked my patrol car and got out a gentleman came out the front door and greeted me. I walked around the front of my car and we shook hands.

"Hello, I'm Rick Jason." He was close to 40 years old, pretty fit, dressed in khaki's and a red golf shirt.

"Good morning Mr. Jason, I'm Deputy Faulkner. I was asked to come see you about a disturbance, how can I help you?"

"Deputy Faulkner, my wife and I moved here about three weeks ago. We wanted to get out of the city and enjoy the good life out in the country."

"Where are ya'll from Mr. Jason?" I asked

"We are originally from Memphis. I work for a financial firm and transferred to the Little Rock office but I actually do most of my work from home and long as I can get internet service."

I said, "ain't technology great when it works."

He looked at me with an odd look and replied, "well, yes, but getting reliable internet out here in the boonies has been a challenge."

With a smile I asked, "So, Mr. Jason, did you ask for someone from the sheriff's office to come help you with you with your internet service?"

"No, absolutely not. I've something much more serious than that troubling us. The people living over on that farm place over there have a bunch of farm animals and such." He pointed to the old Williams farm place, what was left of the original homestead. One of the Williams boys and his family were still living there on about 30 acres and running a few head of cattle.

"Okay, so what's the problem?" I persisted.

"Every morning before daylight there is a God awful racket when first one, then two, then half a dozen roosters start crowing. They keep at it sometimes for an hour or so. My wife and I have tried to ignore it or just get used to it, but it has become intolerable."

I just stared at him for what must have been half a minute . . . thinking. This is what the sheriff meant when he told the dispatcher to tell me to use my own discretion.

"Mr. Jason, did you go speak to Mr. Williams about his roosters disturbing you and your wife?"

"I did," he answered.

"And?"

"He didn't seem too receptive to resolving the issue. In fact, he laughed at me. I told him I was going to call the sheriff's office and he said to go ahead. So here we are."

"Well, Mr. Jason, I gotta tell you, there is no law against roosters crowing out in the county. In fact, it's what roosters do. Country folks keep them around on purpose so they'll start crowing around daylight. It's like when you move into a house next to an airport you have to expect to hear airplanes flying about. So when you move in next to a farm you are likely to hear barnyard animals making noises. Also, I hate to tell you this, but when summertime gets here and things warm up a bit you'll have the pleasure of smelling those barnyard animals too, especially in the evening when you and you're family are sitting around the pool out back." I pointed over to the Williams' barn and continued, "best I can tell they don't have any hogs, but the cattle have an aroma all their own."

"Good Lord, I didn't even think of that! What . . . what can you do about it?"

"Me?" I said. "I have no intention of doing anything about it, there are no laws being broken here. The way I see it you have two options. #1, you and the Mrs. can suck it up and assimulate to country living, or #2, you can pack up and move to town."

He just stood there looking at me for a long while. Finally I said, "Mr. Jason, is there anything else I can do for you this morning?"

"No, no I guess not. Thank you for coming out."

"You're welcome!" I shook his hand and left.

About a week later I was in the area and decided to patrol down Williams Range Road. As I passed by Mr. Jason's home I notced a "for sale" sign in the front yard.

Multiply Mr. Jason by 10 million and that is what has happened to much of Texas the last few decades. Only when 10 million move in they have enough votes to change the laws and culture. Soon those parts of Texas begin to look and feel like New York City, Mexico City, or Brazil. Eventually not just some county and city laws get changed, the entire state is lost.
 
I used to live in the boonies in England as a kid. We had family come out from The Smoke from time to time to stay with us and they complained bitterly about the birds' dawn chorus. "How do you sleep with all that noise at 5 AM?" Us looking confused or my dad failing to keep a straight face didn't help. ;)

Was it Joyce, Dylan Thomas, or neither, who described morning in Ireland as "death with birdsong"?

I don't think he was referring to farm animals as the cause of "death", however. :D
 
Quite a few years ago thre was a 600 yd rifle range on the West side of town. It had been there a long time; it was mentioned in an American Rifleman article in the 1940s. I shot on it a few times; the last time there were houses appearing around the sides of it. It's long gone; now it's just another suburban housing neighborhood and I think there's a Wal Mart where the pits used to be.

Faulkner, you just gotta write a book!!!
 
When I moved into my current neighborhood about 20 years ago much of the property around me was still zoned as rural residential with 5 acre lots and horse and other animals were allowed. There was a small herd of buffalo a short distance away that was owned by the guy who supplied them for the movie Dances With Wolves. Well the area started filling up with smaller residential lots as the land became pricey and guess what? The new owners of these homes discovered that buffalo have an aroma about them and began complaining. A zoning fight went on for quite some time and the buffalso owner stayed there until he was offered too much money for his property to refuse so he relocated.
I wonder if any of these new homeowners are aware of the fact that the area is regularly visited at night by Javalina, Coyotes and the occasional Bobcat?
We see notices posted occasionally about the search for a missing cat or small dog that has somehows gotten "lost". However, for some reason, they rarely turn up.

Jim
 
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Back in September, I moved into a condo. It is in Columbus, Ohio city limits. 45 years ago I bailed hay for the man that owned this farm and 35 years before that, my F-I-L bailed hay on this spot and hunted birds here too. The 75 acre soy bean field behind my garage sold this winter, I was hoping to hunt the ground hogs this summer but the sound of building is what I have to look forward too. If I didn't want houses built on it all I would have to do is buy it at the auction, $152,000 that's all per acre! It is in City limits too so no hunting!

My brother lives up the road 4 miles on our original farm, all he grows is expensive horses. The problem is people by the $400,000 houses around him and let the dogs run loose. They chase his stallion, he gets the rifle out a shoots the dogs, they call the sheriff, the deputy come and writes a ticket to the dog owner. They dog owners get upset until they they find out that 2 foot tall horse is $85,000, and they would have to pay for it Plus 5 years of stud fees, Total will run them over $250,000. He says yup, and that little colt over there will run you closer to Half Million! Oh and by the way keep you kids and there dirt bikes out of my pasture, You bought a 1/2 lot, not the whole township!
 
Aloha,

When the Wife retires in 2018, we may move to Texas Hill Country.

We would love to have a neighbor with a shooting range as long as we can shoot on it too.

I'm hoping to have enough acres to have my own rifle range.

So if anyone wants us for neighbors let us know where.
 
When I lived up in Spotsylvania we heard it all the time. "When I lived in Maryland....."

I'm surprised he didn't go around and get signatures on a petition, take it to the county board supervisors and try to get the zoning laws changed to outlaw the keeping of "barnyard animals" in the area.

If that didn't work, start a campaign to change the board of supervisors over to all city people who would vote for the change.
 
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