papajohn428
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Always date the sherrifs daughter (just kidding there)
Actually, there's some truth there. I was married to a deputy's daughter way back when and we were both being threatened by local thugs over a guy we were scheduled to testify against. I had talked to my FIL about the situation, and he lent me a pistol and a sap in case the bad guys showed up. Sure enough, late one Sunday night I saw someone skulking around outside our apartment building, and told my wife to call the cavalry. I sneaked out the side door, hid behind a dumpster, and waited, watching the back of the building. Sure enough, the BG came around back, looked all around, knelt down, then started prying on the door jamb with a huge screwdriver. I sneaked around the dumpster bin, tiptoed up behind him and smacked him in the head with a sap, and as soon as I pinned him down, I could hear the squad cars coming at full gallop. There was a lot of tire screeching, yelling, stomping of feet, and four of them rounded the corner of the building with guns drawn. The BG was quickly cuffed, a 32 revolver was found in his front waistband along with a folding knife. They stacked about a dozen felony charges on him and he rolled over on everybody involved, but he still got 15 years.
I found out as I was writing my statement that my wife had called the Sheriff's Dept, her Dad was working the desk that night, he sent EVERYBODY, and one deputy said he was doing 130+ heading into town, because he knew about the situation, and the call was put out as a possible Attempt Homicide in progress. Given the knife and the gun they took off him, that might have been the correct call!
My FIL chastised me for the way I handled it, but I didn't want to shoot him in the back, and I didn't want him to get away, either. I thought it went down quite well, myself! And it only took about three days before I stopped shaking.
