Well son, we know your friends here in Massachusetts have been making fun of you, and you have been asking questions at the range. Your mother and I feel it's the right time to tell you about your true heritage. Yes son, you are adopted. We are pretty sure your birth parents are from Provo Utah. You were found all by yourself laying on a table looking very small and lonely. We always wanted a little fellow just like you, and we had to make you our own. The first time we took you out you made us so proud. You were, and are everything we hoped you would be. Always remember this .....We love you, and regardless of size, true quality will always show through.
