Confused

[snubbyfan]

 

[tops]

Trying to keep the wife happy is like the rules in basketball. If somebody had the ball and run into me I was blocking. If I had the ball and run into somebody I was charging. Larry

 

[walkin jack]

That was a good one Snubby but really now, don't you think you shoulda seen that one coming? I recommend that you hide your cigars where she absolutely can NOT find them. If your wife is anything like my first wife she is gonna look and she's gonna look EVERYWHERE.

Sometimes you really crack me up. I just hope you continue to get away with it.....

 

[raisedin99]

Do you suppose She would believe that you actually paid 200.00 for that tiny tree? Perhaps it is worth a try…

terry

 

[Jessie]

How long have you two been married?
I smell bad cheese here. I've seen pictures that you've posted of her and she does not look stupid.
I see a desperate attempt to have your wife buy you some good cigars for Christmas.
If she won't, let me know, I will.
Merry Christmas!

 

[snubbyfan]

How long have you two been married?
I smell bad cheese here. I've seen pictures that you've posted of her and she does not look stupid.
I see a desperate attempt to have your wife buy you some good cigars for Christmas.
If she won't, let me know, I will.
Merry Christmas!

With 3 cats, we don't actually get a Christmas tree. Instead we do lotsa travelin' visiting family.

I also made it perfectly clear to my wife that I'll be ordering cigars after the holidays are over. I've still got half a humidor full and probably won't be smoking any until spring anyway.

 

[the ringo kid]

Snub, you keep doing that and as Major John Reisman said at least once: "You will never play the violin again."

Just remember-your wife might call for a ban on dancing with you.

But otherwise--that was a great one!!
I HOPE your wife doesnt punish you by doing this:

 

[the ringo kid]

Snub, you keep doing that and as Major John Reisman said at least once: "You will never play the violin again."

Just remember-your wife might call for a ban on dancing with you.

But otherwise--that was a great one!!
I HOPE your wife doesnt punish you by doing this:

If she gets ticked enough? just remember SHE controls the butcher knives in the household or--you may end up looking like this:

Ahh, all those pies she also bakes for you might be used like this:

Closing your eyes aint going to help you any:

 

[snubbyfan]

Snub, you keep doing that and as Major John Reisman said at least once: "You will never play the violin again."

Just remember-your wife might call for a ban on dancing with you.

But otherwise--that was a great one!!
I HOPE your wife doesnt punish you by doing this:

If she gets ticked enough? just remember SHE controls the butcher knives in the household or--you may end up looking like this:

Ahh, all those pies she also bakes for you might be used like this:

Closing your eyes aint going to help you any:

Nope, no pie. Not on my diet.

 

[the ringo kid]

Nope, no pie. Not on my diet.

Mine either, but Cheesecake is.

 

[Jessie]

I'm giving a like to any Curly!

 

[jackangusbraid]

LOL

yeah, don't understand why the wife so upset

compliance auditing

 

[snubbyfan]

LOL

yeah, don't understand why the wife so upset

compliance auditing

I know, what's up with that?

 

[LostintheOzone]

With 3 cats, we don't actually get a Christmas tree. Instead we do lotsa travelin' visiting family.

I also made it perfectly clear to my wife that I'll be ordering cigars after the holidays are over. I've still got half a humidor full and probably won't be smoking any until spring anyway.

If you do just do it in the back forty or when she isn't home. They taste better if you have to go without for a week or two.