DO NOT ASK sign

I'm not unkind, but I'm tired of people looking in my windows and saying we didn't think anyone lived here. Can't tell you how many times I'm away and the cameras show a guy circling my house and peering through every window.
Anyone caught peering in my window will get a third eye and I will face the consequences like a man.
 
My mountain cabin and family refuge is 100 miles from the house. We go there often, but we don't live there all the time. The bastard 4 wheelers are all local people, and thus are there every day. I am afraid to cause a ruckus because they could do a lot of damage to the cabin and my trail cameras may not be enough.

At first I took a chainsaw and cut trees across the path. Next time there the trees had all been cut up and the logs neatly placed next to the trail.

I was approached by the President of the local Snowmobile Club and he asked for permission. I told him that those machines had destroyed new plantings that my son had diligently worked on the past Fall. He said sorry, but it was a Federal trail and they would go there anyway even without permission. I said I would contact the local authorities if I saw trespassers. He said HE was the local Town Justice.

He did agree to put gates up to prevent access to anyone but his Club. Next Spring the gates were still closed but the 4 wheelers had forged a trail around them.

IMHO, best to live with the locals.
I hear ya. I'm trying, but damn if I don't have a sick calf and tell the local fox hunting club to stay out of a field and off my property. Next thing I get is a text saying they are holding a hunt in that field the next morning, and I'm always away. I've told them to stay out and they always respond that they appreciate my cooperation and require access to my property for the safety of their dogs. I don't know what's worse, the locals or the private equity fund fox hunt club.
 
I have heard CO used as COMMANDING OFFICER, as CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR, and CORRECTIONS OFFICER.

None of the three of these seem to fit your posts.

So what is a CO?
Conservation Officer. I've always used it as Commanding Officer or Corrections Officer, but trying to adapt.
 
I hear ya. I'm trying, but damn if I don't have a sick calf and tell the local fox hunting club to stay out of a field and off my property. Next thing I get is a text saying they are holding a hunt in that field the next morning, and I'm always away. I've told them to stay out and they always respond that they appreciate my cooperation and require access to my property for the safety of their dogs. I don't know what's worse, the locals or the private equity fund fox hunt club.
My response would be that dogs are not allowed on my property and if I see one it will be shot.

In my county dogs must be leashed. If roaming wild it is legal to shoot them.

I realize that dog owners will be aghast at my comments. My response is that if you are a responsible dog owner you will keep them secured so you won't give me the opportunity.
 
My response would be that dogs are not allowed on my property and if I see one it will be shot.

In my county dogs must be leashed. If roaming wild it is legal to shoot them.

I realize that dog owners will be aghast at my comments. My response is that if you are a responsible dog owner you will keep them secured so you won't give me the opportunity.

Yup, our hunt club cleared it with the local constabulary that a dog not on a leash could be considered feral.
 
I'm not unkind, but I'm tired of people looking in my windows and saying we didn't think anyone lived here. Can't tell you how many times I'm away and the cameras show a guy circling my house and peering through every window.

My wife MIGHT get a bit upset about that. :D I wouldn't want to be the stranger that did that.
 
I would lose my mind over trespassers on my property . I could easily see it ending badly for somebody .
 
I've had SOBs bang on my door at 2 AM claiming they lost their dog.
At the farm we'd get folks who ran out of gas or who drove (drunk sometimes) their car into a ditch or field. We'd give them a gallon of gas in a glass bottle or pull them out with a tractor if it wasn't too inconvenient. Always answered the door with a shotgun in hand, but never had trouble. I do recall one young lady very late one night, she'd broken up with her boyfriend and he kicked her out of the car, let the police give her a ride home.

Never had people think the place was abandoned.
 
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