Do I have a gun in my house? Absolutely not, everyone knows guns kill people.
Correct I do not have a gun in my house.
However I do have guns in my house!

By the way, I was filling out a patient information form for a specialist MD and one of the questions along with do you smoke, drink, take illicit drugs was do you own a firearm.
My answer was N.O.Y.F.B. or none of your freaking business.
Same answer I give on income surveys. The IRS knows my income, screw everyone else!
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