Dog - Funeral Story

[THE PILGRIM]

i like dog stories and I like some funeral stories. Here's a combo
A while back a buddy named Jerry passed. He had what I would call an informal service. Several folks got up and talked.
So another buddy also named Jerry gets up and talks.
He says- Jerry as most of you know was a funny guy and did some unusual things.
Like one time he gave me a bird dog. It was a young, good looking German Shorthair. it had just completed bird dog u at a dog training farm.
This dog was ready to hunt!
When I took him out the first time, it was a disaster. That dog paid absolutely no attention to anything that I said.
When I got back home I called Jerry and told him all this.
Jerry replies- oh yeah - couple of things I forgot to tell you.
I got that dog from an Iranian guy. The dog only understands Farsi.
Do you speak any Farsi?
I won't try try to post speaker Jerry's reply.
It'll just come out ******** anyway.

 

[eveled]

I went to visit a friend of mine, and he had a new dog. I commented on the dog, and he whispered that a friend of his died and left him the dog. Then he proceeded to tell me in a very soft whisper that the dog was trained to attack on command. I said wow, that is really cool, but why are we whispering?

He said you have to whisper when you are around the new dog because nobody knows the command word.

 

[THE PILGRIM]

I went to visit a friend of mine, and he had a new dog. I commented on the dog, and he whispered that a friend of his died and left him the dog. Then he proceeded to tell me in a very soft whisper that the dog was trained to attack on command. I said wow, that is really cool, but why are we whispering?

He said you have to whisper when you are around the new dog because nobody knows the command word.

Funny you should mention that!
I am gonna do a bunch of threads about my buddy Milt, I swear!
Right after the end of WWII, a SS guy gave Milt an attack trained German Sherperd.
He brought it back to Austin.
Milt spoke pretty good German, but didn't know all the commands that dog had been taught.
He named the dog Bobby. I always said, no wonder the *** was so mean.
German Sherperds don't like to be called Bobby!