Dreams dashed

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Back to living the American dream over here too...
Make a buck - take home 50 cents after taxes.

Life is good.
 
My wife played. I have no interest, though I did put together a list:

Bat cave.

Jet pack.

Space travel.

Donate a bunch to the NRA.

Buy each of my family members one item of their choosing (though they're jerks).

One billion may not be enough.

I was (half) jokingly going over my plans with the wife and the first things to come out of her mouth were lawyer and investment advisor. Perhaps it's best she didn't win :eek:
 
Apparently one ticket was sold in Tennessee, so if we don't hear from a certain unnamed moderator for a while, we know why.
 
As they say, lottery is a tax on stupidity.
 
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