Drunkard

[sipowicz]

A drunken old man walks into A biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, He sees three bikers sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, Leans over, Looks the biggest, Meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today And I saw her in the hallway Buck naked. Man, She is one fine looking woman!"



The biker looks at him And doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, Because he is one bad biker And would fight at the drop of a hat.



The drunk Leans on the table again and says:

"I got it on with your grandma and she is good, The best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies Are starting to get really mad But the biker still says nothing.



The drunk leans on the table One more time and says,

"I'll tell you something else, boy, Your grandma liked it!"


At this point the biker stands up, Takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eyes And says ...

"you're drunk...Go home GRANDPA!

 

[ingmansinc]

Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaa Ha Ha

 

[Andy Griffith]

"Ah yes...Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."

 

[7shooter]

Here's a true biker story. A Viet Nam corpman was sitting in the corner of a little bar on the Marine Corp birthday thinking about all the men he wished he could have saved. An older man about 5'2" came into the bar with tears in his eyes. The bar maid apparently knew him and asked him why he was crying. The man who as it turned out had been a young officer on Iwo Jima replied it was the Marine Corp birthday and no really understood what people in the Corp had gone through. The bar maid said the corpman in the corner knew. The older man started over to meet the Viet Nam vet when a large drunk biker made some unkind remarks about the Marine Corp. The WWII vet knocked him off the bar stool with one punch and then stood over the dazed biker and explained to him the error of his ways. The corpman ( who was probably the premier bar room brawler in the area ) said he immediately knew he had a new best friend. The corpman is the one who told me the story and I later met the officer who confirmed the story. I love that story.