Dumb Iowa laws

[P&R Fan]

Just a bit of information for Iowa residents so you don't get arrested:
A guy with a mustache cannot kiss a Woman in public.
NO kiss can last for more than 5 minutes.

I am a dirty rotten criminal.
Jim

 

[Sconnie]

A kiss that lasts longer than 5 minutes is probably CPR. Yea, yea. Such a romantic I am.

 

[e3mrk]

We in Ohio have Our share of dumb Laws also.

Ohio: It is illegal to get a fish drunk. (Our friends in Perry are much more rambunctious than we thought!

 

[M E Morrison]

A kiss that lasts longer than 5 minutes is probably CPR. Yea, yea. Such a romantic I am.

well, they definitely aren't married - or at least the honeymoon hasn't worn off....

 

[walkin jack]

Don't feel too bad Fan. We all got 'em. I have seen a list of some of the Texas laws that are still on the books whether or not they are still enforced. I can't find it right now but I'll keep looking and if I find it I'll post up some of the good ones.

 

[Arik]

Pa still has some dumb ones on the books.

At night a car must stop every mile and fire a flare into the air and then proceed!

When a driver of a car sees a horse and buggy approach the driver must disassemble his car and hide it in the bushes till the horse has gone by

 

[wbraswell]

I cannot believe I share this forum with such vile and sordid characters.

 

[Watchdog]

Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited in some North Carolina cities.

It's illegal in North Carolina to sing off key.

 

[Watchdog]

When a driver of a car sees a horse and buggy approach the driver must disassemble his car and hide it in the bushes till the horse has gone by

Makes perfect sense to me.

 

[Popeye77]

Jim should turn himself in and plea bargain! Can I have her phone number?

 

[Bkreutz]

There was a law in Seattle that said that it was illegal to shoot Indians from a moving street car. (the inference was that it was OK to do that once the car stopped) Not sure when that was pulled off the books, but it was there in the '60s when I was in HS.

 

[Arik]

There was a law in Seattle that said that it was illegal to shoot Indians from a moving street car. (the inference was that it was OK to do that once the car stopped) Not sure when that was pulled off the books, but it was there in the '60s when I was in HS.

In Pa 3 or more Indians together constitutes a war party and can legally be shot.

 

[Watchdog]

I cannot believe I share this forum with such vile and sordid characters.

You're just seeing the tip of the iceberg here.

 

[williamlayton]

I guess the next rule will be that you can't marry your first cousin.
Blessings

 

[shouldazagged]

I live in a seniors' apartment complex. What does that Iowa law say about a woman with a mustache?

 

[arjay]

probably tickles [emoji15]

 

[M E Morrison]

I guess the next rule will be that you can't marry your first cousin.
Blessings

unless you get her parent(s) (if known) permission!

 

[LVSteve]

I seem to recall something about it being illegal to shoot a whale from a moving car.... in Utah. Actually, if you can pop Willie off Catalina from Utah then I'm not going to try to tell you what to do.

 

[HOUSTON RICK]

Also no rifle ammunition for hunting in Iowa.

 

[Road Rat]

Also no rifle ammunition for hunting in Iowa.

Except down along the Missouri border counties.

We are talking about "deer hunting" here.