Dumb or Dumber?
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That is powerful stoopid right there.
Hillbilly77
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"Sure thing, sir. I'll just need the serial number off the machine to look up your parts.... Wait a minute! What the..."
I'll bet his momma's proud of him!
I'll bet his momma's proud of him!
G.T. Smith
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I read in last weeks paper here that someone stole a tractor and trailer from a tree trimming contractor then used the truck and trailer to steal a bulldozer from a guy that does landscaping and such. I think they got caught. I don't dig thieves at all.
Peace,
gordon
Peace,
gordon
shouldazagged
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I love dumb crook stories.
Many years ago, in a little burg south of here, one of the town drunks (the place was so small they had to take turns) was the son of a prominent family: everybody in town knew him. His parents had cut off his money, so he needed cash to drink on. He decided to rob the town bank. He walked in unarmed, with no disguise of any kind, claimed to have a gun, and staggered out with a sack of bills.
Unfortunately his family had taken his car and he'd lost his license, so he had no getaway vehicle. He walked to a pay phone on the town square, called a cab, and waited. The police got there before the taxi, to his complete befuddlement.
Needless to say, he was pretty fuddled anyway.
Many years ago, in a little burg south of here, one of the town drunks (the place was so small they had to take turns) was the son of a prominent family: everybody in town knew him. His parents had cut off his money, so he needed cash to drink on. He decided to rob the town bank. He walked in unarmed, with no disguise of any kind, claimed to have a gun, and staggered out with a sack of bills.
Unfortunately his family had taken his car and he'd lost his license, so he had no getaway vehicle. He walked to a pay phone on the town square, called a cab, and waited. The police got there before the taxi, to his complete befuddlement.
Needless to say, he was pretty fuddled anyway.
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I've got something 10x Dumber :-D
Kids Try To Rob Police Station - YouTube
Try to rob a police station!? haha
Kids Try To Rob Police Station - YouTube
Try to rob a police station!? haha
Frank46
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It's not unusual here in Louisiana to see air compressors, generators and
even cctv cameras hoisted up in the air to prevent thieves from stealing them and the cameras are live and to video the thieves. Contractor working for my company came in on a monday complaining that someone stole his welding machine. And someone stole about$40,000 worth of silver solder put in a company truck and drove it through a chain link fence. Frank
even cctv cameras hoisted up in the air to prevent thieves from stealing them and the cameras are live and to video the thieves. Contractor working for my company came in on a monday complaining that someone stole his welding machine. And someone stole about$40,000 worth of silver solder put in a company truck and drove it through a chain link fence. Frank
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