Yesterday is history. Tomorrow's a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.
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Eleanor Roosevelt Quote
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"Time flies like an arrow. . . fruit flies like a banana."
~ Groucho
~ Groucho
robvious
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Be yourself; Every one else is all ready taken...
Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
"I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members."
Groucho Marx
"There is nothing government can give you that it hasn't taken from you in the first place."
Winston Churchill
Groucho Marx
"There is nothing government can give you that it hasn't taken from you in the first place."
Winston Churchill
That's all there is, there ain't no more, and what was here is gone.
Uncle Ted, WNEP TV personality and decorated WWII combat veteran.
Uncle Ted, WNEP TV personality and decorated WWII combat veteran.
"You will never get paid more than you do if you don't do more than you are paid for."
My mother.
My mother.
"No matter where you go, there you are!"
My older brother Roy.
He also told me..
"Don't get married.
If you do, don't get divorced.
If you do get divorced, don't remarry.
If you get remarried, don't adopt her kids..."
Roy is pretty smart!
My older brother Roy.
He also told me..
"Don't get married.
If you do, don't get divorced.
If you do get divorced, don't remarry.
If you get remarried, don't adopt her kids..."
Roy is pretty smart!
Murphy's Law
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Eleanor Roosevelt also said sailors have the dirtiest minds but the cleanest bodies of any other service. (so I am told) 
Never lie to the Bungee guy about how much you weigh. Personal experience
"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded." Yogi
Joe
Joe
My gf, who teaches genetics and molecular biology at Univ., esp. likes that one.
(Fruit flies - Drosophila melanogaster - are her model organism.)
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YeshuaIsa53
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Why can't people just tell you what they are doing, instead of thinking you are a fool? Me
Spajohn
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
~Groucho Marx
"Today is yesterday's tomorrow and tomorrow's yesterday."
~Me
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
~Groucho Marx
"Today is yesterday's tomorrow and tomorrow's yesterday."
~Me
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