Elk: "Why did you stop me, Officer?"
Cop: "You were swaying side to side as you hoofed down the street"
And I smell marijuana on your breath" (note: this is a Boulder elk).
Elk: "No way -- that was some old hay that one of the ski instructors left out for me."
Cop: "Put your front hooves on the car"
Elk: "Aren't you going to read me my rights first?"
Cop: "You have the right to be skinned and filleted"; ......... at this point, Elk runs away"
Cop: "Stop or I'll Tase you"
Elk: "Don't tase me, dude" (note, this is a Boulder elk) -- a West Coast elk would say "Don't tase me, bro" -- a Southern elk would say
"Don't tase me, cuz" ---- A Chicago elk would say "tase me and I'll shove that squad car up your ***"
