Embarassing Medical Exams

[wuluf]

I once had a rash in my groinal area that itched something fierce. We had no medical insurance at the time, so I went to the ER when it got so bad I couldn't stand it anymore. Doctor looked and said it was jock itch and prescribed some ointment, then asked if the medical students could observe. (I guess they hadn't seen a groinal rash before.) I said ok and a group of 20 something female students came in and stared at my privates for an uncomfortably long time. Didn't even get one phone number...

 

[GaryS]

As I used to tell people 32 feet per second, per second, isn't a suggestion, it's the law!

My brother is a NeuroSurgeon but when he was doing his internship in Emergency Care (I think that's what it is called), a man was brought into the ER after crashing his small plane. The man's leg was severely injured and my brother had to amputate his leg.

The next day, my brother was making his rounds and went to check up on his patient. He seemed to care less that he lost his leg and wanted to make this a learning experience and asked my brother what caused the accident. To which he replied:

Gravity.

(true story)