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May your soul rise to heaven before the devil knows your dead.

or

Here's to you, here's to me...should anything ever happen to we...%%*&# you here's to me:D
 
If Geo. Dickel white label can't be had...

A frosted glass of whole buttermilk is second choice.
Although, I have gotten some weird looks while seated with friends while drinking it. :D

Then again, anybody can drink beer or liquor, it takes a man to drink buttermilk.
 
I Like This One a Lot...

I saw this in a British movie, I think it was about an expedition to the North Pole. At some point they are in a rustic hovel around a table having a drink and making merry. They ask each other who knows a good toast, so one man rises and says:

A toast to myself and another,
And may that other be she
Who toasts to herself and another,
And may that other be me!
 
Here is mine.. actually supplied by my wife, the horsewoman in the family:

This is a toast to the things I love most
Horses and beautiful women.
When I die, may they tan my hide
And turn me into a saddle
So I can be close to the things I love most
Horses and beautiful women.
 
Here's to you, as good as you are.
And here's to me, as bad as I am.
But as good as you are, and as bad as I am,
I'm as good as you are, as bad as I am!
 
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Here is a toast to lying, cheating, drinking and stealing:
If you lie, lie only to keep a friend.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, steal your lover's heart.
If you drink, drink deeply of the joy of your new life together.


I've also used this one a time or two:

Here's to the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more.
She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed,
and owns a liquor store.
 
Here's Tae Us – Wha's Like Us – Damn Few And They're A' Deid.....goes good with single malt!
 
The old standby from my college group of friends.

Here's to those we love
Here's to those who love us
Too bad those we love aren't thoe who love us
So #$%@ them, #$%@ the rest, here's to us
'Cause we're the best
 
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