Flight Of The Bumblebee.

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There's about 35 acres of land behind me that has been tied up in probate for over six years. The lawyer involved had this on his back burner so it took about four years longer than it should have. I'm patient. The lawyer finished the probate enough that I was able to get clear title to 11 1/2 acres. I bought it. The land was originally a soy bean farm but for the last six years it grew unmolested. I set out clearing about six acres of it because I want my own dove field and might put a steer or two out there. A hog pen is also a possibility. I sold a few Smiths and bought a used Kubota and a bush hog and a disk. I was able to bush hog most of it but in the last six years trees grew up that were too big to run over with the tractor. The remaining trees I have cut with a chain saw and piled up to burn. I leave them to dry some before piling them up and this is where the problem started.

Apparently Momma Bumblebee took up residence in or around one of the cut drying trees. I went out there yesterday to put some of the trees on the burn pile. I did OK for awhile until I got to one small pine tree. As I moved it I heard a buzzing noise and saw a very large yellow and black bumblebee flying in circles around me. Before I could take evasive action she stung me through the cotton short pants I was wearing. As I was then in full evasive action (running like hell on two knee replacements) I could see her flying in circles around me looking for a good point to attack me. I thought these damn things had only one stinger but apparently this is not so. I've been reading some WWII books about naval battles in the South Pacific and for some reason in my panic I thought of the Kamikaze attacks against some of our aircraft carriers. I'm not a little person so If I were a ship I'd probably be a carrier. She hit me again on my arm.

I'm thinking distance might help some but she was relentless. Distance didn't mean anything to her. She hung in there and pursued me even after I was at least 100 yards away from the original attack. She got me again on the right ear. By now I'm back near the house and for some reason I thought the garden hose might help. She got me on the nose. I sprayed the hose on me and her when I could see her coming. She finally left me alone. I use snuff pouches some and I put one where the pain was most noticeable, which was my nose. I got some relief from that so I popped two more snuff pouches in my mouth until they got wet and put one on my ear and the next one on my arm. The sting through my shorts wasn't too bad so I left it alone. After a few minutes I thought she had given up but I was wrong. She hit me on my other ear.

I don't usually have severe allergic reactions to stings and I didn't really have a problem this time, except for two swollen ears and a swollen nose. I looked like a clown for about half an hour but the swelling went down about the same time as the sun. I went back out there today to pile the trees without any problems. I was wearing long pants, sleeves, insect repellant, and a mosquito net over my straw hat just in case. I left the tree with the bird nest alone to avoid another fight.
 
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I was having the nicest nap the other day when some damn fly started buzzing around my left ear.I kept swatting at it it until it went down my shirt and stung the back of my neck..Stupid bugs [emoji57]
 
There's a good sized rock in my front yard that had some briars
growning up around it. I was trying to cut them with my push mower
one evening when I got stung on top of my bald head by what looked
like some variety of bumblebee, a little smaller than normal size. I got
away by running to the garage. I walked up close enough to see that
there must be a large nest of the bees under the rock. Just before
dark I gave them a house warming party with a mix of gasoline and
used oil. Problem solved.
 

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I was having the nicest nap the other day when some damn fly started buzzing around my left ear.I kept swatting at it it until it went down my shirt and stung the back of my neck..Stupid bugs [emoji57]


"Stupid bugs"?
Why? I guess it can claim "self defence" :rolleyes:
 
We have a lot of yellow jackets that nest in the ground in my area and every once in a while you will run over them with the lawn mower. Mrs Ogandy... is extremely allergic to even honey bees. Needless to say we are very careful when we are out in the yard. We also have a rather healthy infestation of big black boring bumblebees or some call them carpenter bees. I understand the males do not sting but, then how can you tell the difference?
 
Charlie-did you start off your burn pile by laying the ceremonial tire on the ground? :D
Back when I was growing up that was de riguer-that thing would burn in a hurricane:eek:
 
Last summer I decided to fix up the grounds of the church parsonage by digging up the stumps that had been left when they cut some trees down in 1991 (year they built the house). All went very well... no problems. Ended up taking down one large dead pine tree... maybe 30 inches through. Dug the stump... and ran into a fire ant nest that was under the stump. That was no problem. I just gave them a dose of gas... about two gallons... and lit them up.

The next morning... all looked cool. The stump was still there. It was not smoldering. So I jumped down in the hole and started shoveling out the dirt and stuff. That's when those little boogers gave me a lesson in Pay Back 2.0! You'd have thought that high octane heat would have cooked them good. Wrong! Those suckers must have thought they were in Florida... b/c they decided to stand their ground! Oh me oh my... I'm a grown man but those things got up my leg to places where no man has ever gone before (at least until last Monday morning ... surgery!).

So... I decided to get ugly. I picked up the phone and called a church member who had some really nice old rosined up kindling stumps. In a few hours he dropped a nice chunk off for me. Buy supper time it was reduced to a nice pile of small split kindling that was stacked carefully under the tap root of the stump. Then... after supper, the whole thing was given a drench of regular (non-ethonol) gasoline. A little trail of gas was laid away from the imminent inferno. A little match set everything off nicely. The next morning... all those creepy crawlies were either toast or else had departed for a more hospitable environment.
 
I had a house at one time with a ditch that ran through the property. I mowed the yard with a riding mower and went over a hole in the ground at the bottom of the ditch and disturbed a nest of yellow jackets. I couldn't get near enough to finish mowing so I gave up for the day. After dusk I went out and poured gasoline down the hole to kill whatever was there. I put the gas can away and thought it would be a good idea to throw a match in the area as well. Thank god I did it from the top of a headwall. The air was still and quite humid and when I dropped the match the whole ditch went up with a big whoosh. Scared the **** out of me but didn't have any more yellow jackets.
 
I think only honey bees can sting you once. They have barbed stingers, so when they sting, they leave the stinger and the venom sac attached to it. So don't go swatting the sting area or rubbing it. You'll just be squeezing the venom into you. Bumblebees and most wasps have smooth dagger-like stingers. They can nail you until they run out of venom, or you run away, or kill them. I wasn't allergic until I was in my 40s, and got stung twice by red wasps. Luckily, I lived a couple of blocks from my parents and they took me to the ER.
 
Meningitis and Rocky Mountain spotted fever in the last five years...stupid bugs is the nicest thing I can say

I wonst had "Aseptic Meningitis" (infection of the brain lining) which KMA and required 7 days in the hospital.

Came to find I had 'pan-sinusitis' and the infection from that traveled to my brain lining.

I was just walkin my mutt and got misquito bit for the first time this year.

Those electronic "Off" devices work well for repelling the little thangs. As long as it's not too windy.
 
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I was 400 miles from home when I contracted it Spent another two weeks there and decided to drive home.It took 3 hrs longer than normal and I don't know why.No memory of it at all [emoji32]
 
Several years ago I had a shelf in my garage close to the garage door. I noticed some yellow jackets flying under the bottom so I sprayed there with some wasp hornet killer. Hundreds of them flew out from under it and fortunately died quickly. After it was over I dragged the shelf outside and turned it over. There was a nest that measured 10" x 12" on the bottom and the queen was dead on the nest. I do not know how long the nest was there and I am grateful that no one in my family bumped into the shelf before I killed it.
 
We have a lot of yellow jackets that nest in the ground in my area and every once in a while you will run over them with the lawn mower. Mrs Ogandy... is extremely allergic to even honey bees. Needless to say we are very careful when we are out in the yard. We also have a rather healthy infestation of big black boring bumblebees or some call them carpenter bees. I understand the males do not sting but, then how can you tell the difference?

That's interesting about the yellow jacket nests being on the ground. In all my years--ive only seen them above ground even if low to the ground. Around here-they love the Banana Trees, garages and porches the most. The last time I got stung by one--I was very allergic to bee stings. I was mowing the front lawn of where I used to live--and one unknowing to me, landed on the handlbars of the mower, casually swaggered on pver to my right thumb and stung me.

I would have laughed had it not hurt so much. My entire right hand swelled up so much that it looked like someone had filled it full of air. Kinda like the "balloons" that Hawkeye and the gang--made from latex gloves in M*A*S*H. Cant find the image but at least you didnt get stung here: :D
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--I suggest having Klinger along next time for protection; :D
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Dang, Charlie, you right ticked that one off! Be careful next time you go outside, she might still be waiting!

Bumblebees do not have a barbed stinger like a honeybee. Same thing with native wasps and yellerjackets. They can tattoo ya for sure!
 
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