I ordered from a on line bullet company and on the bottom of the shipping e mail was this note.
As you can see, things could be worse!!
*PLEASE NOTE*
"We have had to temporarily discontinue our squirrel delivery service option. It turns out that the squirrels had trouble carrying our heavy boxes and they filed a complaint with their labor union. Squirrels United stepped in, and things got ugly. We told them that we ran out of peanuts, and consequently, the squirrels are on strike. As of this time, we refuse to negotiate with the union of Squirrels United."
As you can see, things could be worse!!

*PLEASE NOTE*
"We have had to temporarily discontinue our squirrel delivery service option. It turns out that the squirrels had trouble carrying our heavy boxes and they filed a complaint with their labor union. Squirrels United stepped in, and things got ugly. We told them that we ran out of peanuts, and consequently, the squirrels are on strike. As of this time, we refuse to negotiate with the union of Squirrels United."