Fried Chicken

[Ole Joe Clark]

We spent a few music filled days last week in Athens, AL at the Tennessee Valley Old Time Fiddler's Convention. I heard this story, don't know if it is true or not.

A guy boarded a airplane and was putting his bag in the overhead luggage rack, when the lady in the window seat spoke to him rather rudely. "Will you hurry up and get that beer gut outta my face!"

The guy blushed and said: "Lady I am a Minister and I don't drink beer!" She replied loudly: "Well just hurry up and move that fried chicken!"

Have a blessed day,

Leon

 

[Bro. Dave]

You probably heard the saying that goes around down here in Texas that, "where two or more Baptists are gathered, a chicken must die."

We do seem to believe that if you feed them, they will come.

 

[Onomea]

We do seem to believe that if you feed them, they will come.

It’s not just Baptists, Brother Dave.

 

[amazingflapjack]

When you set out the boneless, skinless, gluten free, low sodium, low fat Yard Bird, no one will show up!