Fun thing to do

[soFlaNative]

Local BBQ joint has their take out sauce in a Styrofoam container.
Stuck a spoon in it and told my cousin it was chocolate pudding.

 

[Bkreutz]

Put some apple juice in a specimen cup, sitting in the Dr.'s waiting room, look into the cup and say, "That looks pretty dark, better run it through again!" and drink it down.

 

[da gimp]

Back in 1969.. while at the University of Missouri's Medical Center's ER.. being treated for VD... I was the first one in to give a pee test & swab.. mine came up positive the RN told me I'd have to furnish the names of any girl I'd been with & the names of any other guys they had been with.. I told her everyone was waiting in the waiting room for their tetracycaline to get cured.

She walked our to the waiting room & demanded to know who was there to get their venereal diseases cured...and everyone, (guys & girls alike) but this one tiny lil old (70's) lady & her grand daughter stood up & raised their hand...

The little old lady sure grabbed that kid & held her tight while we all went in for shots & our prescriptions. The look on that old lady's face as all these sweet young coeds & all us guys filed past was priceless.

 

[eveled]

I went to a party, the owner of the house had rented a port-a-potty, because his septic system was not the greatest.
So after everybody was half lit, I went into the port-a-potty, with an empty glass, filled it with blue gator aid, some clean toilet paper I had brought from home in my pocket, draped over the side, and a chunk of chocolate.

I came out held the cup up high, with blue liquid running down my arm. "How much will somebody pay me to drink this?"

Easiest $100 I ever made.

 

[Bekeart]

Include the children ...

Make a batch of vaniller puddin. I love vaniller puddin.

Put it in an empty mayonaise jar.

Eat and enjoy in an appropriate public place .

Use pint mayonnaise jars and take them with you and the children to a playground.

Could also take the pints for a picnic and serve Kitty Litter Cake (google for recipes)

Bekeart

 

[M&P Freak]

Superglue a quarter to the floor at the exit end of an escalator in a busy shopping mall, then sit back and enjoy the show. Cheap entertainment at its best.

 

[yashua-p]

You folks are evil, wicked, mean, and nasty...but I like that in a person.

regards

yashua

 

[joeintexas]

You folks are evil, wicked, mean, and nasty...but I like that in a person.

regards

yashua

you took the words right out of my mouth! !

 

[boatme99]

That stuff will kill you faster than smoking will.

Ah, but I don't smoke.

 

[coltle6920]

Guy I used to work with drank water like a fish.Always kept a water bottle nearby filled with ice and water.One day when he left to go to the bathroom I emptied out the water in his bottle and filled it with white vinegar.When he came back he immediately started chugging his "water" down.It took a second or two for a reaction but it was worth it.

Think of sucking on a lemon but 10x worse.I swear this guys face almost turned inside out.

 

[Nevada Ed]

The other day I made a peach cobbler..........
last night two loafs of banana nut bread with pecans.

I have some coconut flakes I want to try to get rid of.....
maybe some butter brickle?

A fun hobby.
Plus the little lady will some times help and do the dishes.

Going to have to kick out a bunt cake......... its been over two years.
Only remember 70% of how to do it. Bummer.

Later.

 

[Alpo]

Guy I used to work with drank water like a fish.Always kept a water bottle nearby filled with ice and water.One day when he left to go to the bathroom I emptied out the water in his bottle and filled it with white vinegar.When he came back he immediately started chugging his "water" down.It took a second or two for a reaction but it was worth it.

Think of sucking on a lemon but 10x worse.I swear this guys face almost turned inside out.

You're lucky to be alive. If that had been me, I'd have put you in the hospital.

 

[rcnixon]

Superglue a quarter to the floor at the exit end of an escalator in a busy shopping mall, then sit back and enjoy the show. Cheap entertainment at its best.

Uncle Bill was a firefighter. When firefighters have too much time on their hands, they can come up with some awesome pranks. Fire headquarters in town overlooked the main drag in the county and was on a major intersection. There was a bus stop there that served several lines. There may still be a bit of loose change epoxied to the sidewalk in front of the bench.

One wag bought a turkey leg, wrapped a brick in a ball of cheesecloth and tied it all neatly in a paper sack with the leg sticking partially out. This was then left on the bus stop bench. The victims would eye the package with sidelong glances as they sat there and when the bus came, they would snatch it up and rush to get on the bus. I'm only sorry that there was no video recording then, the hilarity was limited to the watchers peeking out of the second floor dormitory windows.

 

[rwsmith]

Funny, I had......

Funny, I had vaniller pudding AND chokalet puddin today and I haven't had puddin in years.

 

[Faulkner]

When I was a kid living in town our next door neighbors had a big above ground swimming pool with a green liner. My brother and I got the idea of dumping a couple of big containers of lime Kool-aide in the pool one night.

Next day the neighbor kids come out and swim for a couple of hours in the pool . . . and came out with a nice green tint to their skin that allegedly wasn't easy to get off.

 

[soFlaNative]

I'll come across a city vehicle at the plant parked with the engine and A/C running while unattended for a few minutes. I reach in and switch to full heat.

 

[stacer]

I keep a few sterile specimen containers under my bar, every time someone wants a drink for the first time I fill one a bit with bourbon, and hand it to them with that warning "might be a little warm, but I like the taste"

 

[Alpo]

Notice how this thread has morphed from "I do something to myself, that makes other people say OH MY GAWDW!!!", to "I do something nasty to other people".

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

This happened at our house back in the mid-'60s. Big brother was back from college in NYC and had his roomate along. Before making breakfast in the morning, mom pulls a bottle of Gilbey's Gin (full of water) out of the fridge and puts it on the counter. Roomie walks into the kitchen. Mom gets a big ol' ice tea glass from the cupboard, grabs the gin bottle, and fills it to the brim. As the disbelieving roomie's jaw drops, she chug-a-lugs it, puts it down empty on the counter, and says, "So how'd you like your eggs?"

11 YO me, watching this, about bust a gut laughing at the roomie's reaction. I thought his eyes were gonna pop out of his head!

Kinda reminds me of when my baby sister got married. She had three big brothers and of course her betrothed wanted to fit in with us. We were at the after party from the rehearsal dinner at the Columns Hotel in New Orleans. The three of us took him under our wing and let him know that is he were marrying our baby sister he was now one of us and since he was now one of he was going to drink with us. We started doing shots and he kept up with us shot for shot-only thing is that after the first shot, me and my brothers were drinking shots of coca cola and he was drinking whiskey. It was pretty funny until someone shouted "hey there's some guy puking behind the couch into the fireplace". My wife looked at me and asked how drunk I was and I'd better not throw up (apparently the girls were watching us drink). When I told her that I was drinking coke shots as were my broters-well let's just say that the feces hit the fan!!!

But I will sat this: he took it like a man was able to walk down the aisle straight and has made my sister a very happy woman over the 20 plus years they have been married. Plus he's a pretty decent fellow to boot.