I've started putting appointments and other things in the calendar portion of my "Smarter Than Me" phone.
Getting old sucks.
- Thread starter Nevada Ed
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The only problem with my "Smarter than Me" phone is the Dumber than It owner.
Jack Flash
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I thought it was 78.
I assume that lower figure includes all the little gang bangers that don't make it past their 16th birthday.
I'm going to look at the bright side. The other day there was a series on the internet about the expected life expectancies of men and women born in a number of given years. At my age I have blown way past the life expectancies of guys born the year I was and I have even passed the life expectancies of women born the year I was.
Same here, makes life a lot easier.
taz666
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Wait ... there's an easy part?
Well crud, at 74.9 I'm past my expiration date!
I like to go with the the food industries' use; this date is a "best use by" date, not an expiration date.
How do you know? All them virgins are waiting for you...
And they're all male computer programmers....
taz666
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Who's looking for old socks? I've got plenty to spare.
I started leaving on the little wrist bands they put on me at the hospital that say Fall Hazard. Otherwise how would anyone know, including me.
JJOG
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Now that I'm 60, I get up to pee at night to many times!
The bones ach a little more each year!
I still ty to laugh every day!
The bones ach a little more each year!
I still ty to laugh every day!
How do you know? All them virgins are waiting for you...
Maybe, but they look like Rosie "where's my spoon?" O'Donnell.
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"How old do you think you'd be if you didn't know old you wuz?"
Satchell Paige
Someone asked me about my bicycling, climbing hills. One woman said, "Aren't you worried about heart failure? "
I replied that's better than going on the installment plan.
Satchell Paige
Someone asked me about my bicycling, climbing hills. One woman said, "Aren't you worried about heart failure? "
I replied that's better than going on the installment plan.
I'll just leave this here . . .
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87 is right around the corner. Getting old stinks. The cannots far outweigh the cans. Bah Humbug. 
Ed, Big Reno Show in March. Look me up in section "D" at back in main room. Like to meet ya and we can compare ailments. Just hit 77 last month.
Thanking the Lord I still heal quick because with the skin getting thinner and my slick slowly receding I'd be in bad shape.
Still scabbed from the palm trimming and a piece of red cutting wheel bouncing off my nose Sunday while cutting some fencing.
Still scabbed from the palm trimming and a piece of red cutting wheel bouncing off my nose Sunday while cutting some fencing.
