Good bye to some and a hand jesture for HANDEJECTOR!

[Alk8944]

Cute name for the S&W Forum, Strife Wolf (S.W.)

No one really expects this dweeb to read anyone's responses to him do they?? We can only hope! Absolutely loved most of them, though.

41 responses to a post in only two hours!! That has to be a record of some sort.

 

[Gasman1972]

Cute name for the S&W Forum, S.W.

No one really expects this dweeb to read anyones responses to him do they?? We can only hope! Absolutely loved most of them, though.

Ever seen a kid squish a fog? He always comes back to look at the guts.

 

[Bell Charter Oak Holsters]

I think it might also be a good thing to start a Drama section, for those who love to make a grand exit from the stage. They could shriek hysterically on their way out. Then the rest of us could rate their performance.

Just when you might think it's gettin dull around these parts, like manna from the heavens it drops right into you lap. One of my last collars was a double homicide. A guy bludgeoned two homeless men in a shelter, using a fire extinguisher to do the job. Before we booked his sorry ***, we had to take him for a psych evaluation. He wouldn't talk to anyone, we tried to interrogate him for hours but he made no admissions. When he came out of the psych evaluation, I asked him how he felt. He said "pretty good Lefty, except my arm is a little sore". I chuckled all the way through a half gallon of Jim Beam that night. Convicted!

Cheers;
Lefty

 

[NKJ nut]

I knew this would happen when we got rid of those mean old "WARNINGs" and went to a gentle "Reminder to read the rules".
(And eat your veggies). There's somethin' to be said for a smack upside the head when you've got it coming.
Just doesn't have the same effect on me, Lee.
Jim

I don't care what it is called. I don't have a problem with Lee contacting me and just saying "Hey STOOPID, read the rules or I will kick you over the moon". But he doesn't because I did read the rules and go back and read them frequently to see if there is an update. so far I have never had the first ding/warning/reminder. I also never had a problem with the previous administration. Of course I have never believed that any forum is a democracy. It's the administrators way or the highway. He makes the rules as he sees fit and our posting is always made within those rules. This means that some things wont be said. It's not like sitting drinking beer in a redneck bar or being on a creekbank fishing with your buddies.

 

[diamonback68]

!!Onward and upward Lee!! Another mall ninja bites the dust.

 

[sipowicz]

From his pm:
First- no offense, but I don't like the targets.

But to the NAZIS who run this fourm!

I hope you get injurd in a reloading accident!

Now remove this post now boy! And ban my account because I won't be back!

Have a nice day ;b

If I may address a few points:

mmmm is a fourm. This is a forum.

The word is "injured." "Injurd" is when an Indian is wounded.

It's common knowledge that the Nazis never said "no offense" before torturing and murdering innocent people.

Why a reloading accident? Many of us reload and I can't imagine what kind of accident you are thinking of. Maybe some kind of finger crimping mishap? If so, that's not very nice. Pinched skin is nothing to make light of.

You really don't need to say "now" twice. "Remove this post now, boy" or Now, remove this post boy" would be sufficient.

A person is banned...an account is deactivated.

As for "Have a Nice Day." We don't like people telling us what kind of day to have. I'm from NY and I'll have any kind of freakin day I want.


So we would like to let you leave but until you fix these mistakes, you will not be banned and your account will remain active.

Sipowicz
Grammar, syntax and exit mod.

 

[tom turner]

Incredible cry baby. Hope he doesn't flip out (no pun intended) one day and use that knife barrel on someone and get it all filled with puss.

Sounds like he needs some professional help!!!

Good riddance . . . and don't let your pointed barrel hit you in the buttocks as you get thrown out the door!

 

[NKJ nut]

strife wolf:
7.8

OK, since we are rating his performance I'll go ahead and give him a 4.5.
Some things were good but a Strife Wolf should be able to howl a little louder. Of course he is just a pup.

 

[slumpy]

Isn't their a ninja sword alteration forum he's missing from, are they offering a reward if we return him!

 

[Babalooie]

Isn't their a ninja sword alteration forum he's missing from, are they offering a reward if we return him!

Did you ever read the story, The Ransom of Red Chief?

Seems to me, nobody's looking for him. They're just happy he's missing.

 

[Bell Charter Oak Holsters]

I'd go at least 7 just for the entertainment value. TV is always horrible Saturday night and this stuff was definitely better than anything on cable or satellite. I think we owe this kid a debt of grabtitude....well, that's how he probably would have spelled it.

Cheers;
Lefty

 

[A10]

I'm watching an old Maverick from 1957. Sorry, but this old plot beats anything our forum crybaby could come up with. So long, shorty!

 

[Joni_Lynn]

Thanks for a truly great thread, the members here are some of the best and greatest.
This thread gives me the best laugh I've had so far this weekend.

 

[DeathGrip]

I'm watching "Too Cute" on animal planet.Puppies!

 

[vytoland]

Woops!
We get more of this than most of you realize.
Most of it stays below the radar and you just don't see it.
Sometimes, it's fun to let it be seen.

maybe its time to build a wood shed, out back, for those "special" posters.

 

[jrd1976]

Let's all be just a little more understanding.

After all, Strife Wolf lists his location as Ca.

 

[Hobie1]

Thanks for a truly great thread, the members here are some of the best and greatest.
This thread gives me the best laugh I've had so far this weekend.

+1.671

Zombie in waiting, he is, not too far from it!

 

[Stevens]

"I hope you get injurd in a reloading accident!"
As they say around here Maudit Couillion!
Steve W

 

[Kanewpadle]

Three for three! At least he's batting 1000.

Heck I've had 5 "REMINDERS" and I'm still here. Only cause I manage to behave most of the time.

If I can do it, any idiot can. Well.....Maybe not.

 

[NKJ nut]

Let's all be just a little more understanding.

After all, Strife Wolf lists his location as Ca.

But with his poor grasp of the language and his inability to spell, the Ca. he listed might be Central Asia. I don't notice the other California members being so literacy handicapped. Any word above a third grade level he slaughtered. Example: Jesture. I am fairly certain he meant Gesture but he couldn't spell it.

Or maybe he meant Central Amnesia, because he got hit on the head and forgot his spelling.