While driving my wife's mini van, I was pulled over by the Ontario (Canada) Provincial Police. The officer came up to my window and said "Sir, I clocked you at 145." Before my brain could engage, I told her she was full of, well you know what, and there was no way on earth that van could 145. She politely reminded me Canada was on the metric system, and she was talking about kilometers per hour, not miles per hour. She let me go with a warning. I told my wife the officer really just wanted to get my phone number because she thought I looked hot driving that van. 
