I learned about coons when I was a kid. My uncle's friend was a coon hunter and had an incredible stable of Walkers and Bluetic's. These were high dollar dogs he bred and sold to other coon hunters. He invited me to go coon hunting one night, so I was a hunting nut and decided sure I will go.
Now this old boy grew up in the hollers of WV and was tougher than rawhide. Worked for General Motors and was the union steward, which he ruled with an iron fist. He told me stories about how he resolved many of the internal disputes in a manner that would be considered politically incorrect in todays world, but I digress.
To make a long story, short we went hunting and the dogs treed one in a small hedge apple tree along a cornfield fence line. He told me that periodically he liked to let the dogs get ahold of one to keep em hot. One treed this close to the ground was a prime candidate to be knocked out of the tree to let the dogs get a taste. He told me to climb up that tree and knock him out with a stick. Well, I knew I would never live it down if I didn't give it a try so up the tree I went. When I got into position he handed me a nice long stick to use. Needless to say, that coon knocked the stick right out of my hand when I poked him and came down that tree like a charging water buffalo. He chased me right out of the tree then sat there with a smug look on his face. I was clearly beaten.
Jim, disgusted at my lack of ability, shoved the lantern in my hand and charged right back up that tree. He knocked that smug little bugger right out of the tree with a single swing.
The melee that ensued when that coon hit the ground was the most vicious display I had ever seen in all of my 16 years on the planet.
I gotta give that coon credit. He held off the 4 dogs for about two or three minutes, but they finally got his back away from the tree and it was all over.
For the record, I will never go coon hunting again. I learned they are a worthy adversary that deserve respect.
I think Jim probably could have whipped one with his bare hands, but not me.