No, but I've got a funny ear ring story. When I was, I think, a junior in HS, this would have been '83 or '84, I got my ear pierced; to put it mildly, my dad was NOT pleased or amused and I was told that I was not going to have an ear ring. So I wore the ear ring when I was at school and out, but cut the stud off of one to keep in my ear when I was around the house so the hole wouldn't grow back together, it just looked like the mark from the piercing and my parents never caught on. I only had the ear ring a year or so before deciding it wasn't for me.
About 3-4 years ago I was talking to my mom on the phone, she was telling me something that had really angered my dad, but I don't remember what it was. Anyway, she said, "I haven't seen your dad this angry since that time you got your ear pierced." I thought it was a pretty funny comment.