Her snoring is keeping me awake...

[Andy Griffith]

The cat's that is.

I took the cat to the vet for shots and such today, and he said it was overweight and that's why it snores. Mrs. Griffith likes the furball, so it isn't going anywhere.

I don't think they make a CPAP for a cat, do they?

I just elevate the cat's head after it's asleep and that usually keeps it from snoring. Now, if Mrs. Griffith won't give it any more eggs and meat we'll be fine.

Dad-burn cat.

 

[NFrameFred]

We want pics when you try to put one of those little chin straps on it to help keep her airways open while she sleeps

 

[truckemup97]

We want pics when you try to put one of those little chin straps on it to help keep her airways open while she sleeps

Pics? I want video.

 

[Raider]

I had a Doberman who not only snored but passed gas every night. Banned him from the bedroom. Problem solved.

Charlie

 

[smith revolver cop]

My Boston snores and passes gas. The snoring is kind of cute (except when the wife kicks ME for the dog's snoring!). The gas is only cute when she stinks even herself out from under the covers!!! We've just gotten used to it all.

 

[Marksman]

A buddy of mine had a beagle that would crawl under his bed and pass gas so putrid it would wake the dead. He'd get up and drag the poor creature down to the basement on nights that the gas was particularly noxious. His wife would wake up and give him what for, wanting to know why he was making the dog sleep in the basement again. My grandmother's house was on the route the pastor of their church took when walking home from their church. Occassionally the old gent would stop for a visit, they'd sit in the fancy front parlor on such occassions. Now grandma had a manchester terrier that in its later years was known to have some really wicked gas. Just as soon as the old parson took his seat that dog made a bee line for his lap. Embarrased, grandma would try to entice the dog to sit elsewhere. You could smell the gas practically throughout the house, the preacher always insisted the dog stay put saying he loved animals. Being a youngster it was all my sister and I could do to contain our amusement with the situation.

 

[LVSteve]

Years ago my aunt had a big old cat that did not snore, but it had halitosis that would probably make a skunk pause for thought. I think the birds in her garden stayed away because of the smell, not because of any danger of being caught by him. About the only thing he could chase was his food dish, I saw that nearly get away a few times.