Here's why ammo is so expensive ...

[mc5aw]

A woman goes into a supermarket and heads over to the deli counter. She asks the counterman, "How much for roast beef?" "$5.99 a pound," he answers. "What?!" the woman exclaims. "The market down the street has it advertised for $3.99 a pound." The counterman responds, "So why don't you buy it there?" "Because," says the woman, "They're all sold out today." The counterman nods his head and replies, "I see ... Well when we're sold out, we sell it for $1.99 a pound."

 

[J. R. WEEMS]

Oldie but a goodie.

 

[fat tom]

Having been a commission salesman for the last 35 years,I've had many occasions where I've used that very axiom.
f.t.

 

[dewey]

I thought it was because I have _ _,000 rounds and so do ya'll ?

 

[Ransom]

A whole lot of truth in that.

 

[wbraswell]

Free ammo-------tomorrow.

 

[RPB1953]

A woman goes into a supermarket and heads over to the deli counter. She asks the counterman, "How much for roast beef?" "$5.99 a pound," he answers. "What?!" the woman exclaims. "The market down the street has it advertised for $3.99 a pound." The counterman responds, "So why don't you buy it there?" "Because," says the woman, "They're all sold out today." The counterman nods his head and replies, "I see ... Well when we're sold out, we sell it for $1.99 a pound."

Humoresque?

 

[Rustyt1953]

Humoresque?

There's no score.

 

[Franklin]

Free beer today from 10:45 till Quarter to Eleven

 

[TomkinsSP]

Free ammo-------tomorrow.

You may have jam EVERY OTHER DAY.

The White Queen to Alice.