I got into a friend's truck last week and there was a tupperware container with several spent .30-06 shells in it. I know he doesn't have a .30-06, so I asked him what he was doing with them. He asked if I reloaded. After a very cautious "No", he said they were from the honor guard at his Dad's memorial service, and he wanted someone to load Dad's ashes in them. I told him I didn't know anyone that could do that and stopped asking questions.
A question: if a fellow was to load up his dad's ashes in a cannon (as Qball suggested), would that make his dad cannon faddah [with apologies to Allan Sherman]?