How to be inconsiderate...

I would say that pretty much sums up the generation coming along after ours. Park your car in the handy cap zone, jump on the elevator, and go straight to your floor so you can hurry up and get on Facebook. Ain't it great?
 
It is really a good thing that you do this because the rest of us "would be passengers" will be able to avoid listening to you talk on you cell phone as if you were the only person on earth! Except, of course, for the poor fool you are talking to! :-)
 
This trick is very inconsiderate. It could put elevator muggers, like me, out of business. What floor do I have to hang out on now. I get arrested if I hang out in the lobby.
 
No...you're supposed to fart as you exit the elevator.

Wiping water off my keyboard now:
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No...you're supposed to fart as you exit the elevator.
I think I know exactly where the in-famous "Little Johnny" has gotten to.
You all know little Johnny, the little urchin that was always driving his schoolteachers to distraction, usually smarter than they were in all matters of bathroom humor, his parents sex habits, animal testicles and the like.

Well, I think we have him right here on the forum, still with the nick-name of John,(Belushi) and still smart enough to have passed a bar exam, and keep us laughing.
 
That is almost as bad as Gibbs pulling the emergency stop button to hold a conference.
 

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