How to speak to women....
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Hillbilly77
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You *******! My wife is sitting right next to me and wants to know what I'm laughing at! 
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sipowicz
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Giver her some wine....
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labworm
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Yeah, then she'll be drunk and mean.
No thanks!
Mean? Some nerve on you, I remember you trying to sell her on this forum. Now that is mean
She should give you a good whipping but knowing you I won't finish the sentence.
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Mean? Some nerve on you, I remember you trying to sell her on this forum. Now that is mean
If you remember it was for a good cause - proceeds would've gone to the forum.
labworm
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If you remember it was for a good cause - proceeds would've gone to the forum.
How could I possibly forget that post, which is probably going to follow me into my grave.
Roadtrash
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Sometime it's best to just leave things alone.
Hillbilly77
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How could I possibly forget that post, which is probably going to follow me into my grave.
It's flattering (or disturbing) that I could have such a profound effect on a man's life.
You know how women are with tools................
My life got a LOT easier when they invented twist off lids !!
Sort of nice when you come home, not hearing, ...........
"Honey, can you get the cork opener".......
My life got a LOT easier when they invented twist off lids !!
Sort of nice when you come home, not hearing, ...........
"Honey, can you get the cork opener".......
dougb1946
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Lesson for all prospective husbands.
Repeat after me:
Yes, Dear.
Of course, Dear.
Right away, Dear.
Repeat frequently.
Repeat after me:
Yes, Dear.
Of course, Dear.
Right away, Dear.
Repeat frequently.
Sebago Son
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I'll have to learn Uzbek if I want to communicate with my next ex-wife.
Wasn't it the oft divorced Rod Stewart who, when asked if he intended to get married yet again, said, "Nah. I think I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
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carpriver
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I am hard of hearing, I just nod my head and smile. WHen She asks me why I didn't do something I just say you must of had your back to me and I didn't hear you. Work 90% of the time. Sometimes she tells me to put my hearing aid in, I do but I leave the batteries out and I just smile and continue to say What?.
bobsdad
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I'm hard of hearing too. Don't have hearing aides yet. I've told the wife that I probably won't get them. What I think I hear her say is much more interesting than what she actually says.
gunlovingirl
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Sip, I like this one much better. You might want to keep a copy for those times when the wine just doesn't seem to be working. Of course you might have to get 4 more jobs, but aren't we worth it? 
Straightshooter2
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Actually it was the late humorist and columnist for the Atlanta Journal, Lewis Grizzard who said/wrote, "Instead of getting married again, I'll just find a woman I don't like and buy her a house." He also said, "My first ex-wife took my house, my second ex-wife took my dog and my third ex wife took my Farrin Young albums. A woman that will take your Farrin Young albums will cut you, I gar-on-tee."
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Mr. Sip,
There was a time in my life when I would have taken your teachings to heart. I would have reduced your chart to wallet size so I could refer to it often in hopes of a happier(& safer!)life. Now, I'm not so sure. I'm not convinced, because of my life experience, that your original premise is correct. Just so I'm clear: You're saying its possible to communicate with women?
There was a time in my life when I would have taken your teachings to heart. I would have reduced your chart to wallet size so I could refer to it often in hopes of a happier(& safer!)life. Now, I'm not so sure. I'm not convinced, because of my life experience, that your original premise is correct. Just so I'm clear: You're saying its possible to communicate with women?
