Humor 1/3

[Narragansett]

Chuckle for the day.... hopefully

 

[ditrina]

Number 4 for the win!!

 

[mckenney99]

I can relate to #1. Every now and then, someone would come up with a good line and if their violation and driving history were minor enough, they would just get a warning. Sometimes humor and empathy could go a long way.

 

[M29since14]

Yup, number four!

 

[Narragansett]

Yup, number four!

Personally, I kind of like #5 the best

 

[UncleEd]

Personally, I kind of like #5 the best

I'm with you. Found a lot of money
that way, once about $4 in dimes.
It was at a major book store in
Chicago's Loop. Mother Lode!

 

[Iggy]

I can relate to #1. Every now and then, someone would come up with a good line and if their violation and driving history were minor enough, they would just get a warning. Sometimes humor and empathy could go a long way.

I stopped a young man for speeding one time, his excuse was "My wife is gonna get pregnant tonight and I kinda want to be there."
He got a warning

 

[Chuck24]

Number 5, today’s youth will never know the joy we felt as kids in finding coins in the change slot. Even as a young adult still checked.

 

[chuckie]

I got a kick out of number 5!

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[LVSteve]

#1 pretty much happened at 0300 on I-11 near Boulder City just before Christmas. The guy was doing 122.

I don't get the "I have to catch up" thing. I do notice that American born passengers get ants in their pants because I don't chase down the cars in front. I call it asphalt agoraphobia, a morbid dread of more than 50 feet of empty road in front of you.