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Since your posts have contained headstones of late, I'll add a favorite of mine:


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UncleEd, that was my 1st rationalization for a last name spelled like that. But, for all intents & purposes, I, personally, am going to pronounce the name in my head the way my 12 year-old brain sees fit!!! ;)
I can imagine the 1st day of school when teacher is taking roll call when she/he comes to that name!
The guy in the fort would be me, in the past before I became numb to all the spelling & grammatical errors by reading social media websites' posts by its members. Hmmm...(I'm one now!)
Also, about awkward last names, we were working at a school in a different county from here and a young teacher, obviously into her 7th-8th month of pregnancy, was named Miss Virgin. Stuff that you can't make up! I wanted to ask her if her name was Mary, with a man friend named Joseph.
 
No locked doors and windows rolled down in town when parked, our old Light Twelve semi-auto rested unmolested after quail hunting.
The joke is on us.
 

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