Humor 10/22

[Narragansett]

Chuckle for the day....hopefully.

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

I'm in the #1 club! For a bonus; as a kid, I rode my bike without a helmet!

Ivan

 

[Bekeart]

Missing from #1

Drive a vehicle with a manual transmission.

Bekeart

 

[Tom S.]

#4 elicited a chuckle out loud.

 

[WR Moore]

#1, #2 a very, very close second. I knew those tick birds* were up to no good.

* no idea what the formal name is

 

[Dave.357]

I liked them all but
After #1 the others
did not have a chance.

 

[Chuck24]

#5, it’s football season

 

[NYlakesider]

1-3-4 real good. I have a wicca in the extended family think I will send number 3 to her!-

 

[RobertJ.]

I'll have to go with #1 today!

But as far as #3, I always wondered where that expression came from!

 

[SAFireman]

Drive a vehicle with a manual transmission.

Bekeart

Three on the tree with a push-pull overdrive under the dash

Starter button on the floor

Manual choke

Wanna go way back?
Waterford ignition with advance/timing on the steering wheel

 

[Golddollar]

In my job, translate old land measurements into modern measurements.

 

[chuckie]

Number 5 today!!!

 

[Old 44 Guy]

My old Model T had a crank start. You retarded the spark, advancer the throttle half way got out and cranked the motor and prayed.

 

[M29since14]

Number 1 hands down! HM for number 2.