My youthful leaves turned white a few years ago, but are still hanging.
The couple hundred acres of woods I played in during my youth (60s & 70s) are now full of houses occupied by transplants from the city! Each with area lights on all night!
I thought #3 was an urban legend.......then I learned I was wrong. They do walk among us.
I'm old enough to remember when most folks took at least some thought about how they were dressed before they went out in public. Some getups are over in the felony stupid area.